Sweating like a rapist?

[Lonebull]

Well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' helmet sweats (dripping through the gogg's into the eyes etc....)

Go raid the cooks' toiletries and grab yerself one of those fan-dangled panty sheild thinggymebob's...

Stuff the bugger in the top of yer helmet (around where your forehead is jutting - cmon, we're all neanderthals). And hey presto! the super absorbent nature of them will virtually guarantee you a sweat free ride.

No more stinging eyes !!

Do you have anything for the embarresment of removing the helmet and the pad remaining in place.

No name calling please...

[Sully60]

funny how the title attracted all the road bikers so fast, then they all sit around and laugh at there own coments!
classic!

Who you calling a road biker? I like it both ways, tampons or pads, it don't matter!

[kezzafish]

Well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' dripping. Go raid the cook and grab yer fan-dangled panty

Stuff the bugger onto yer helmet. I will guarantee you a free ride.

You've been a very naughty boy

[hospitalfood]

I can only find tampons, will they do?

good for bullet holes

[EatOrBeEaten]

I'd take mine off but the fly problem is bad enough round here as it is.

Maybe wrap one of those sticky fly-paper things round yourself?

Take 'em off, come on you know you want to

Don't worry, all sorted now...

[SARGE]

Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump,

good for bullet wounds too.. used to carry 6 in my first aid kit..

[Gwinch]

I've been naked for all but an hour of the day as I had a chiropractic appointment. It is fiendishly hot and it even came up in conversation with my chiropractor that naked is the best way to be. She approved.

[EatOrBeEaten]

I've been naked for all but an hour of the day as I had a chiropractic appointment. It is fiendishly hot and it even came up in conversation with my chiropractor that naked is the best way to be. She approved.

Bloody stay at home types, with your fans and your aircon and your nudity....

[ManDownUnder]

Bloody stay at home types, with your fans and your aircon and your nudity....

Don't be silly - I'm at work...

[laserracer]

QUOTE=ManDownUnder;1933764]Don't be silly - I'm at work...[/QUOTE]

nice one ..lol.lol

[EatOrBeEaten]

Don't be silly - I'm at work...

On the K-road?

[ManDownUnder]

On the K-road?

Funny you should say that - find Hopetoun Street

[cheese]

Hmm time for a thread move to dribble bin..........

[secondfield]

Bloody road bikers ruining a perfect legit thread...

I have just been informed that this months ADB has that handy hint at the back of the mag ....

I didnt know about it .. honest!

Apparently a no name world class enduro rider uses these... haha

[telliman]

must say though, imagine coming into the pits with all the boys and taking your helmet off and your pad falling on the ground! or parking nxt to a family whos watching junior and droping your pad in front of mumsy! ooppps.