View Poll Results: Will U give it a go?

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    Can you fix it or are you helpless?

    See in the old days we all knew how to fix em. We had to, as they tended to break down in middle of nowhere. (And those days nowhere was nowhere, thats where the saying comes from, allright!) And often if you had no idea what was wrong, you could be stuck for days with only the rain and the worms for company (have you noticed how they come up when it rains?). So we learnt fast to rely on nobody apart from our self.

    Today when there is a biker stuck on the side of the road, many will stop to help. But they tend to offer the "Have you called Muhammeds Bike repairs? Their camels are slow, but it's your only option. I can txt them on my i-whatsitberry-thingy". Then when you stop and ask "Hey dude, whats up?" You get the: "I b fine, someone called Muhammed on their laptoppywhatsit".

    At that stage I normally say: "Cool, U be OK if I check whats wrong?" Normally I get the answer: "Yep, you can have a look, but I have no idea. It just died on me". 4 times outta 5 I have the bike going inside 5 minutes. (And the 5'th time it's outta petrol)

    Is this where we are going? My opinion was always that if you could not fix your ride, then you had no right to call your self a biker. But I acnowledge that times change. Fuel injection, digital tuning and other crap has killed the "Fuck it, I fix it my self". Today many times when you look at a bike that has died, you have no idea what black box is the culprit.

    But this is really about: Do you give it a go or do you reach for your mobile?

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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    we are heading towards widespread inability.
    its not so bad with the older stuff and older people, but new bikes and new people equals fucked

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    Good point; Laziness - or are we breeding dependence on others? Poss a spin off of 100,000's of solo Mums. A mate was a Caretaker of a primary school, where many many kids had Dads who didn't live in the family home.

    He had a trail of young kids following him around "can I use ya drill Mister" " Whats thats Mister" - kids who had no idea of DIY
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    I believe in riding a bike you can fix - hence I cannot be arsed with multiple valves, injection and other mod cons.

    It would have to be a major engine failure to stop me getting home.

    Being a simple engine it's pretty reliable though,
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    I'll always give it a decent lookover, but my mechanical knowledge isn't too shit-hot.

    The Hyosung was fairly easy being a carby, but I wouldn't dare touch the Trumpet for fear of scaring it's electrickery away. Way beyond me, although i'm sure I would know if I just ran outta juice.
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    i prefer to do everything myself mainly cause i am a tightarse and object to paying someone $70 / hr to drink coffee

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    I want to, altho i feel that the 400 is a bit ifferent (it has never left me on the side of the road).

    I do plan on getting a bike that i can learn to fix myself, we need to remeber that these days it is not covered in schools, and if the perent is not active with it the kid will grow up with the mechanical ability (ish) but with no knowlage. I find myself ok once i have been showen how to do somthing (servacing the cage and brake pads etc are pice of piss) and i can also do servacing on the bike (thanks MSTRS) but what the hell do i do with thoose carbis? Quite frankley i am almost scared of them, for now.


    Am working on it tho

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    It's funny because I have the simplest bike in the world, but I don't feel competent to fix it. When I had the simplest car in the world (a corolla) I would have a go at everything myself and very rarely have to ask for professional help.

    Maybe part of it just comes with being a new biker, but I think part of it is being nervous about the consequences of getting it wrong. I already feel so much more vulnerable on a bike than in a car - the last thing I want is bits falling off, oil falling out and me falling on the ground!

    When Mack the Knife was around, he was a wonderfully patient teacher and showed me all kinds of things about fixing up my bike. Now he's gone I don't have a mentor any more and I feel a bit lost...
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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    When Mack the Knife was around, he was a wonderfully patient teacher and showed me all kinds of things about fixing up my bike. Now he's gone I don't have a mentor any more and I feel a bit lost...
    When the volty comes up for its next service gizz a yell, just another GN motor to me.


    I lack the surplus cash to have others do work i can do for myself, so into the shed i go


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    my spada loves dying on me. but im meant to be a mechanic and auto electrician so ill always try. it doesnt tell me when to stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    I lack the surplus cash to have others do work i can do for myself, so into the shed i go
    That's the kiwi way really!
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    Think it might also be a bit of a generational thing too? Obviously there are plenty of younger people on this site who are probably pretty good at getting their hands dirty and "having a go" at fixing the problem, but in this day and age of "let the 'experts' do everything" it tends to override the DIY nature of the old days.

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    Check for spark at the plug,fuel at the carb.

    Other then that, Can't do much, Can't say I'm bothered if this means I fail some ones romantic ideal of a biker.

    My cell phone goes with me on every ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Check for spark at the plug,fuel at the carb.

    Other then that, Can't do much, Can't say I'm bothered if this means I fail some ones romantic ideal of a biker.

    My cell phone goes with me on every ride.
    Yay. Thats why I stopped at the shovel.

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    I wouldn't dare touch the Trumpet for fear of scaring it's electrickery away.
    Ditto. Fuck knows what goes on in there. If it ever shits itself I'll ring Motorad, scream at them, then thumb a lift home.

    Don't get me wrong, I'd *love* to know more but just don't have the time or facilities. Besides, it's not going to shit itself.

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