Cop lets me off wheelie

**Scouse** · 14th February 2009, 15:19

Originally Posted by YamahaR64Life

Coming back from a hectic day at work today I see a clear motorway in front off me as I left pretty late.

Opened the 6 up and up she comes in 2nd.... all the way down the onramp. A quick head check before entering the main motorway and damn it bike cop 20 feet behind me, still on one wheel....

Thought to myself, this is not going to end well for me. Thought fuck it, he's going to slap me on the wrists anyway, so kept it going for another 500 meters, carefully keeping it under 120.

Land it and pull over immediately. He comes up to me v serious. Conversation ensued just after :

Cop: Says wtf was that???

I say: A wheelie sir, I'm sorry. Please don't take my license.

Cop: why didn't you land it immediately after you saw me ya muppet?

I say: I figured I was fucked so thought I'd enjoy it.

Cop: just stares at me.

Cop: Your Raj arent ya?

I say: Yes Sir.

Cop: you taught my son to ride when I didnt want him to learn.

I say: I'm sorry Sir was your son's name "......"

Cop: Yes and you did a bloody good job.

I Say: Thank you Sir.

Cop says: I'm going to let you off and your plates *555'd in for annoying some car driver. I'm going to take that off for you.

I Say: R u sure your a cop?

Cop: Yes for the last 27 years. Off you go.

I say: ....

The End.

And then you woke up pulled your hand up from inside your undies to see that it was coated in some strange white viscose fluid. Man every one knows that punjarbs cant even wheelie 500 microns let alone 500 meters.

**bsasuper** · 14th February 2009, 16:03

Is this about getting a ticket or blowing smoke about how far one can wheelie?

**Crazy Steve** · 14th February 2009, 16:09

Originally Posted by YamahaR64Life

Coming back from a hectic day at work today I see a clear motorway in front off me as I left pretty late.

Opened the 6 up and up she comes in 2nd.... all the way down the onramp. A quick head check before entering the main motorway and damn it bike cop 20 feet behind me, still on one wheel....

Thought to myself, this is not going to end well for me. Thought fuck it, he's going to slap me on the wrists anyway, so kept it going for another 500 meters, carefully keeping it under 120.

Land it and pull over immediately. He comes up to me v serious. Conversation ensued just after :

Cop: Says wtf was that???

I say: A wheelie sir, I'm sorry. Please don't take my license.

Cop: why didn't you land it immediately after you saw me ya muppet?

I say: I figured I was fucked so thought I'd enjoy it.

Cop: just stares at me.

Cop: Your Raj arent ya?

I say: Yes Sir.

Cop: you taught my son to ride when I didnt want him to learn.

I say: I'm sorry Sir was your son's name "......"

Cop: Yes and you did a bloody good job.

I Say: Thank you Sir.

Cop says: I'm going to let you off and your plates *555'd in for annoying some car driver. I'm going to take that off for you.

I Say: R u sure your a cop?

Cop: Yes for the last 27 years. Off you go.

I say: ....

The End.

Sounds like the stories Lance Lowe use to tell...

But the truth was he was giving up all of his mates as a Witness for the Crown...Would tell the cop or cops anything he knew that his mates where doin something dogdy..

Its funny how Narks don't have friends anymore.....

Crazy Steve..

**Scouse** · 14th February 2009, 16:09

Originally Posted by bsasuper

Is this about getting a ticket or blowing smoke about how far one can wheelie?

I think its more about blowing smoke up those that dont know's arses.

**HDTboy** · 14th February 2009, 17:11

Originally Posted by Laxi

theres a time & place for putting it on its back wheel, a motorway is not it.

Would you prefer it in your residential street with kids running around? At least on the motorway it's relatively flat, good visibility, all traffic flowing in one direction at similar speeds.

**Lonebull** · 14th February 2009, 17:50

Originally Posted by YamahaR64Life

Coming back from a hectic day at work today I see a clear motorway in front off me as I left pretty late.

Opened the 6 up and up she comes in 2nd.... all the way down the onramp. A quick head check before entering the main motorway and damn it bike cop 20 feet behind me, still on one wheel....

Thought to myself, this is not going to end well for me. Thought fuck it, he's going to slap me on the wrists anyway, so kept it going for another 500 meters, carefully keeping it under 120.

Land it and pull over immediately. He comes up to me v serious. Conversation ensued just after :

Cop: Says wtf was that???

I say: A wheelie sir, I'm sorry. Please don't take my license.

Cop: why didn't you land it immediately after you saw me ya muppet?

I say: I figured I was fucked so thought I'd enjoy it.

Cop: just stares at me.

Cop: Your Raj arent ya?

I say: Yes Sir.

Cop: you taught my son to ride when I didnt want him to learn.

I say: I'm sorry Sir was your son's name "......"

Cop: Yes and you did a bloody good job.

I Say: Thank you Sir.

Cop says: I'm going to let you off and your plates *555'd in for annoying some car driver. I'm going to take that off for you.

I Say: R u sure your a cop?

Cop: Yes for the last 27 years. Off you go.

I say: ....

The End.

Just goes to show there are still some good ones out there. A good attitude helps. Nice Job.

I got one similar to that

Was about 5 ks outside Ashburton with a mate. He's in front on a clear road and it's still dark. Heading south at somewhere close to 150k. Saw two cars pull out from a passing lane so took them wide over the double yellow to give them some space. Damn me if it wasn't a cop. Just ticketed another Guy in a cage.

I think shit what to do. Better pull over. So I do. Mate keeps going totally oblivious to whats going on.

I get off the bike

Cop says: What do you think you were doing?

I say: bout 130, 140 or something

Cop says: try "or something"

I say: Fuck. What was it?

Cop says: 148k. Any reason?

I say:No ,nothing thats plausable. Sorry Sir

So I pull my key out figuring I'm stuffed and thinking about who can I call to pick up my bike and how I'm gonna get to work.

I hold out my key

Cop says: Keep it. It's been a long night and my shift finishes in ten minutes, I don't want the paperwork. We'll do you for passing on a double yellow.

I think about saying: Where do I send the gift mate and I promise I will never date your daughter

I actually say:Thank you very much Sir.

So he takes my details and we talk about bikes and my mate who is by now half way to Chatto Creek

and Cop says: ...and you tell that mate of yours if I catch him I will throw the book at him

I Say: When I find him I'll throw it at him for you.

Cop says: Ok you ride safe now

Then he puts the ticket book in his pocket and gets in his car and drives off towards Ashburton. Didn't even give me the ticket for the double yellow.

There are still some good ones out there.

Ka Kite

**Cr1MiNaL** · 14th February 2009, 18:17

Fuckin A

**Brett** · 14th February 2009, 18:28

Good one Raj sound like your wheelies have come along nicely.

**bsasuper** · 14th February 2009, 18:38

Originally Posted by HDTboy

Would you prefer it in your residential street with kids running around? At least on the motorway it's relatively flat, good visibility, all traffic flowing in one direction at similar speeds.

How bout a proper race track, at least there they can scrape you off the tarmac and into the ambo in minutes.

**wbks** · 14th February 2009, 18:39

Originally Posted by YamahaR64Life

Coming back from a hectic day at work today I see a clear motorway in front off me as I left pretty late.

Opened the 6 up and up she comes in 2nd.... all the way down the onramp. A quick head check before entering the main motorway and damn it bike cop 20 feet behind me, still on one wheel....

Thought to myself, this is not going to end well for me. Thought fuck it, he's going to slap me on the wrists anyway, so kept it going for another 500 meters, carefully keeping it under 120.

Land it and pull over immediately. He comes up to me v serious. Conversation ensued just after :

Cop: Says wtf was that???

I say: A wheelie sir, I'm sorry. Please don't take my license.

Cop: why didn't you land it immediately after you saw me ya muppet?

I say: I figured I was fucked so thought I'd enjoy it.

Cop: just stares at me.

Cop: Your Raj arent ya?

I say: Yes Sir.

Cop: you taught my son to ride when I didnt want him to learn.

I say: I'm sorry Sir was your son's name "......"

Cop: Yes and you did a bloody good job.

I Say: Thank you Sir.

Cop says: I'm going to let you off and your plates *555'd in for annoying some car driver. I'm going to take that off for you.

I Say: R u sure your a cop?

Cop: Yes for the last 27 years. Off you go.

I say: ....

The End.

Hey listen I have always maintained the police (not inc my mates) are stupid creatures, daft to the core and beyond reason. Arm them with a gun and we'll have more kids running around SA and Gi waving 9mm's at each other. Cops are already armed with more they can handle, a rule book and a half working brain. FTP.

...................

**wbks** · 14th February 2009, 18:41

Originally Posted by bsasuper

How bout a proper race track, at least there they can scrape you off the tarmac and into the ambo in minutes.

I'm sure he would but track days don't let you do wheelies

**Cr1MiNaL** · 14th February 2009, 18:43

I wheelie the entire back straight of Taupo, but eventually Sue just has me red flagged. Not that I stop of cause its just that all the others get pulled off the track and no one wants to talk to me after that hahaha

**wbks** · 14th February 2009, 21:34

Haha you must be pretty popular there lol. How come I didn't see any of this wheelstanding red flagging shenanagans when I saw you ride on the 17th? You're slacking?...

**Scouse** · 15th February 2009, 07:42

Anyway Raj I was watching the Paul Merton in India show on tv last night, he ended up at some guru festval, I think it was in Goojerat (sp), where all the guru's go around stark bolocking naked and perform stunts with their willie's like tying a large hundred pound rock to them and lifting them up I thought that looks more like a stunt for you than a 500m wheelie.