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    Times are tough-Slave labour being used

    as everybody "knows" times are really tough in the car/bike industry.
    As a result I've been forced to make dramatic cuts in the size of my staff.
    So I'd like to introduce my new head mechanic hard at work.
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    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Wow, he's gone already. Times must be tough!

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    oops--um yea er well looks like he was camera shy
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    about time you got the rugrat working... hope he is on a bowl of rice a week...


    what a ride so far!!!!

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    No jack required. Brilliant.

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    LOL. Cheap yes, but how many hours a day can you really get out of him?

    Of course, he's also going to need to test drive that car after he's finished with fixing it.

    You are so fucked.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    They make good coal miners to, so I hear.

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    Do you give him breaks?

    They do at Nike.
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    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    I thought that only sentient beings could be called slaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    LOL. Cheap yes, but how many hours a day can you really get out of him?

    Of course, he's also going to need to test drive that car after he's finished with fixing it.

    You are so fucked.
    you kidding--hes already my lt50 test pilot
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    i need a head mechanic

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    Quote Originally Posted by hospitalfood View Post
    i need a head mechanic
    Aren't they 'mechanic-ettes'? OOOH baby! Adjust my nuts, machine my bore, hone my senses, bleed my nipples, grease my universal, oil my knob, pump my tube, wipe it and wax it. Oh yeah.

    Sorry folks, got on a roll.

    Oh yeah, roll my cage.....

    It's ok, I've stopped.

    Oh yeah, give me that stopper!


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    wait till he puts a jack through the floor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    wait till he puts a jack through the floor
    he'll be down to just half a bowl of rice in that case
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    So this is going to be you answer to ya biggest mechanical problem, Alanisation
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