If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?
My current favorite would be:
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better.![]()
If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?
My current favorite would be:
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better.![]()
It's not easy being Orange!
"Shit Happens"
or possibly
"My other bike is also an MV Agusta"
A mate of mine has a cool one on his.
"Life after death?
Touch this bike and find out"
Also presuming I still had a bike![]()
There would be no point anyway - because you wouldn't be able to read it when the bike is in the back of the van after another accident
Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming.
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
I like that T-Shirt that says on the back; "If you can read this the B____h fell off"
Of course you can substitute the gender relevant cuss word of your choice.
Jim2
How aboutOriginally Posted by Jim2
"If you can read this your DAUGHTER has fallen off"
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"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
ROTFLMAO!
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I think I would rather they had no reason to aim for me I can see the defense now, "he cut me off and my daughter needed a new kidney!"Originally Posted by Sharkey
"If you dont like my driving please call 0800 f off and die"
Shake and tremble at my prescence,
I may be on my way to pick up your daughter
'loud pipes save lives'
'auckland - the home of police harrassment'
'don't laugh - your daughter may be under that helmet'
'if you can read this, please don't dial *555'
and if you lane split on auckland/wellington motorways
'at least i'm moving'
"Speed Kills. So does flyspray."
I've got one of these stuck on the mudguard under my number plate:
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And one of these stuck in the rear window of my c@r (note the addition of the spanner) :
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I like this bumper sticker though: :
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Check out http://www.evolvefish.com for more.![]()
"Women & cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." Bruce Graham
so have you stopped thinking, slim?
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