You're all talking shit.
Chains wear unevenly for two reasons:
Firstly, because of
built-in bastardliness. If the manufactucturers built the wonderful, brilliantly manufactured, high-tech, super-duper chains they advertise, they'd last virtually forever. So they add a link or two here, and a roller there, and some wonky XYZ-rings there, that are bastards from the reject line. So your chain starts off looking all high-tech, shiny, gold-plated and wonderful, and gradually develops a personality of its own.
Secondly, they wear unevenly because
no-one rides evenly. All that accelerating, wheelies, stoppies, riding over bumps, the swingarm pounding up and down, it acts in concert with the built-inbastardliness to fook the chain.
Thirdly, the bike and chain manufacturers pay the chain lube manufacturers to supply
chain lube with secret ingredients such as abrasives, corrosion accelerators, and binding agents. They're all designed to produce a special grinding paste that's coloured red, so if you happen to go to a bike dealer, he can tell at a glance your chain is fookt, because it has red stuff on it.
Three-and-a-halfly,
spooge. Chains are living organisms: they eat road spooge, drink chain lube, and shit out this nasty stuff called chain spooge. Stickier than the stickiest snot (which as we all know is gorilla snot), blacker and shittier than the blackest and shittiest black shit, in Nature it's designed as a fatal territorial marking to keep other chains away. Sadly, when the chain is captive on a bike, the chain spooge has nowhere to go but on the rider's leg, on the paintwork, and all over the chain itself, eventually causing PAMCFASITTRW (Premature And Messy Chain Failure And Serioius Injury To The Rider's Wallet).
Fourthly,
misinformation about how to care for your chain. "WD40 will wreck your chain". "Use only motor oil". "Use only special chain lube" (with secret ingredients, of course).
All this has come about because chains are now fashion accessories. In the old days, they were hideously ugly, so they were hidden under clunky great chain guards, and never even thought about. Nowadays, you can get them anodised to match your bike or accessorise with your lingerie: gold, red, green, purple, or even leopard print. They all have fancy sexy names, and fancy 4-figure price tags, so you think you're buying into an exclusive chain-owners club. You
feel good about your new acquisition, and about all the special chain care toiletries you're lavishing it with.
You scoff at owners of shaft-drive bikes, feel sorry for the poor guys with rubber band driven bikes, and smile your secret smile because you
know they're not true motorcyclists who know how to clean and lube a chain, and become one with their machine. Those poor bastids!

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