Another "loony cager" post
Well. This was as close as I ever want to get...
Went over to Raglan yesterday morning to test the new tyres on a few corners. (they work!!!)
Got in behind a lineup of classic cars heading sedately to Raggers for a rally of some sort.
Being a patient and polite sort of a fulla, I just waited for a nice straight bit to pass. In the meantime the odd car backed up behind, including a Legacy GT right behind me. (THAT should have warned me in itself...)
Came the straight and I pulled out to zoom by. But an oncoming car appeared so I moved left into the first gap available...only to find that the spotty faced, reverse capped driver of the Legacy GT behind me had the suicidal urge to pass ALL the classics on the short straight. Pity about the oncomer....as I pulled into my gap, he was stuck out there on the wrong side of the road, closing on the oncomer at a rate in excess of 200km/hr. He was right beside me - I could have reached out and touched him (if my arms were a little longer)...The oncomer didn't seem to want to avoid him either and for a split second, I was sure that a head-on was about to occur right beside me - with all the consequences that would entail. I could see my head bouncing along the road after being chopped off by flying steel...boing boing boing...
So I got as far left as I could and braked as much as possible to create a gap for the loon to use. He didn't use it - just moved enough left to squeeze by the oncoming car.....By then he was on solid yellow lines with a blind left hander approaching. Did he move left into the gap I made for him? Did he shit. He just floored it and passed the entire line of cars, on the wrong side of the road as he rounded the blind left-hander. Pity if Mum and the kids were coming the other way...
Eventually got home, changed me undies and filed a Community Traffic Watch report online. I would be tempted to contact the rally organisers and see if I couldn't get some of the classic drivers to come to the party and drag the brainless bugger to court. But I am probably too lazy to do that...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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