Bike bumper stickers?

[BugSplat]

If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?

My current favorite would be:

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better.

[jrandom]

"Shit Happens"

or possibly

"My other bike is also an MV Agusta"

[Motoracer]

A mate of mine has a cool one on his.

"Life after death?
Touch this bike and find out"

[wkid_one]

Also presuming I still had a bike

There would be no point anyway - because you wouldn't be able to read it when the bike is in the back of the van after another accident

[What?]

Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming.

[James Deuce]

I like that T-Shirt that says on the back; "If you can read this the B____h fell off"

Of course you can substitute the gender relevant cuss word of your choice.

Jim2

[Hitcher]

I like that T-Shirt that says on the back; "If you can read this the B____h fell off"

Of course you can substitute the gender relevant cuss word of your choice.

Jim2

How about
"If you can read this your DAUGHTER has fallen off"

[James Deuce]

ROTFLMAO!

[Sharkey]

DONOR

[Big Dog]

DONOR

I think I would rather they had no reason to aim for me I can see the defense now, "he cut me off and my daughter needed a new kidney!"
"If you dont like my driving please call 0800 f off and die"

[Big Dog]

Shake and tremble at my prescence,
I may be on my way to pick up your daughter

[marty]

'loud pipes save lives'

'auckland - the home of police harrassment'

'don't laugh - your daughter may be under that helmet'

'if you can read this, please don't dial *555'

and if you lane split on auckland/wellington motorways

'at least i'm moving'

[LB]

"Speed Kills. So does flyspray."

[Slim]

I've got one of these stuck on the mudguard under my number plate:



And one of these stuck in the rear window of my c@r (note the addition of the spanner ) :



I like this bumper sticker though : :



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[marty]

so have you stopped thinking, slim?