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  1. 18th February 2009, 10:08 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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  2. 18th February 2009, 10:10 #17
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    Now the fun beigns lol

    *slowly walks out of the thread*

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    Sorry - I thought it was a tell the truth that hurts thread :-P
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    Sadly irony and sarcasm are often lost in the medium that is teh internetz.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    What is "truth"?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    What is "truth"?
    Someone get the man a hand towel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    What is "truth"?
    its the newpaper where you can find phonenumbers to have fun times with transgenders for just $60!

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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.
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    I may be a simple man, but I know what "hurt" is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    What is "truth"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
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    OK OK!

    The truth is that me and Stranger drank too much and we did things....

    ....dark and evil things.....

    .....it hurts so much now.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    OK OK!

    The truth is that me and Stranger drank too much and we did things....

    ....dark and evil things.....

    .....it hurts so much now.....


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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    OK OK!

    The truth is that me and Stranger drank too much and we did things....

    ....dark and evil things.....

    .....it hurts so much now.....


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    It hurts? Next time try being the daddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    It hurts? Next time try being the daddy.
    I was.....that's the scarist part

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    OK OK!

    The truth is that me and Stranger drank too much and we did things....

    ....dark and evil things.....

    .....it hurts so much now.....

    -Indy
    Not again Indy. You how upset AJ gets when you are dreaming of me and screaming my name whilst banging her.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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