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    R6 + slippery manhole = ?

    Cruising in the city for a work interview I take left from Quay St and enter Beach Rd which intersects with Custom Street. Traffic was heavy so had to filter my way through the first set of lights on Anzac Ave and Custom Street. Get across the lights however the cars behind couldn't do much, as there were two big massive buses with their backs sticking out and piling out in both lanes.

    Couldn't really filter as there weren't any gaps between the two buses so then come along a dude in a silver R6, scootered right next to me and looked at me and I yapped 'nah bro, the gaps too small aye'.

    Lights turn green and the buses proceed and the gap emerges, we both jet off however couldn't catch up to lights before hitting red. So waiting again, at the lights by on Custom Street by Fort lane/Briomart Place. Had a bit of a yarn with him about how gay it is to be stuck in a car in the sort of traffic, he nods in acknowledgement and let us a 'fuck yeah'. Then I tell him I am gunna be selling off my big CBR and getting a dual-purpose to cruise around the city but he couldn't make out what I was saying, traffic noise aye, just as well.

    Light goes green we both jet off and filter through the next set of lights passing through Gore Street, then he jets off passing showgirls while I stopped just before the lights turned red at Commerce St. Next thing I notice is the fella with the R6 going under, slid straight off him, on the leftest lane, fucken shocked, jump off my bike without even switching it off and left my indicator indicating left and ran to the fucker.

    Fucken embarrassment for sure, first thing I hear is a nice moan from the dude, and mentioning something his fucken shoulder hurts. Good thing the pedestrian lights just turned green, everybody just watched apart from the short chubby dude who rushed there even before me to help him up. Got his bike up, ran back to my bike pushed it up the pavement as the interview was just place in the Citibank building on Commerce St, took my shit off and ask him 'wtf happened?". I knew he fucked somewhere and lost the rear, and he said he braked too hard when he went over the slippery (just started raining then) manhole. Well, just as well. Had squizz on his bike, and mainly just scratches on the right hand side as he fell, asked him if he was ok, he looked majorly gutted but everything was all good, after good pat on the back I told him I got a interview, so I had go and off I went.

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    Faaarken manholes. And uuurrrghhh i no that feeling of deepest embarrasment as people rush to your aid.

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    Heh. Heh. You said 'slippery manhole'.
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    poor bugger!
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    i think nowdays you have to call them "person holes"

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    Must... not... post... silly... comment...

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    hang on doesnt r6 =slippery manhole? because r6 + slippery manhole = easier entry
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Heh. Heh. You said 'slippery manhole'.
    Heh, knowing you..

    Just a reminder out there, best not to brake too hard on the rear when you're riding over a wet manhole eh or keep a good eye out when you're riding over anything metal. I just couldn't believe that I saw yesterday, the bike slid off him like it was on ice or something, fuck!

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    learning experience for sure. cherio.
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    who else giggled at the expression "slippery manhole" ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Heh. Heh. You said 'slippery manhole'.
    Ha ha! I get it...

    I think...

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    So let me get this right....
    He rode over a slippery "manhole" cover and his bike went "down on him"
    Sounds like he was having a great day....
    Lest he was ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    who else giggled at the expression "slippery manhole" ??

    come on, be honest.
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    Commuting around Auckland I notice that there are those damn things everywhere - both the round ones and the big rectangular ones. They are not always in the best places either, I have seen plenty right on the cornering line. Of course I keep an eye on the road up ahead and avoid riding over the buggers whenever I am cornering, but on a dark and wet night there is always the danger of coming out of a corner and the bike just disappearing out from under you due to almost no traction on a piece of wet steel. Fuckin' dangerous things!

    You have to be very aware when riding around the city, there is much to avoid especially in the wet. There are the painted lines at intersections -you need to avoid braking, cornering or accelerating too hard on those. There are the drops of oil on the road, especially at intersections in the middle of the lanes - when it rains that shit can be dangerous (broke a clutch lever in my younger days when the rear wheel fucked off as I tried to take off from an intersection - lovely little rainbow on the road, oil + rain = fun times). Then there are all the personnel access hatches which are as slippery as anything when wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    i think nowdays you have to call them "person holes"
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    ... personnel access hatches ...


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