Scariest sneeze ever!

[MsKABC]

Nah I've seen pics he ain't that pretty and anyway Shhhhhh he'll hear you and will feel compelled to come along and tell us all the 'real deal' about sneezing from an intellectual standpoint with wiki links attached

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Number One again" I will have to come back later and bling this, coz it SO-O-O deserved it *runs away to bling some more people*

[pixc]

Ha ha ha this is great! Keith (and all those Mandy Greens) good luck with your project and thanks for visiting us here at Kiwi Biker! You're doing a great promotional job alright.

You should really talk to Mr Hitcher on this site. He keeps us all amused with mondegreens and is the reason a surprising number of Kiwi Bikers know what they are.

I luvs mondegreens.... is there another name for em?

[Lilly2w]

Did you know that if you press your tongue to the roof of your mouth when you feel a sneeze coming on it can stop/delay it? It really helps if you feel one coming on at the wrong time! is esp. good with those sneezes that don't quite happen and make you pull funny faces and say ooo, sorry thought I was going to sneeze then....

[Seroom]

If you feel a sneeze coming and simply do not have time to lift the visor.

Pull in your bottom lip and jaw, push your top lip out over your bottom lip and down and direct the sneeze pressure downward. Out of the helmet if you are not wearing a scarf or muffler. Practice this everytime you sneeze so that when you are on the bike you will do it instinctivly.

Also I pull in the clutch and throttle-off so the convulsion does not cause any problems with the throttle.