SAS Sweaty Ass Syndrome

[Trudes]

Meanwhile I second pure cotton undies or bamboo ones! http://www.nznature.co.nz/product/men-s-bamboo-trunks

Damn!!!! I just looked at that website and ended up ordering a bamboo duvet cover set!!!!

[CrazyFrog]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

The MX, dirt riders call this problem "Monkey Butt", caused by sweat then friction as you move around on the bike seat. Think of them red arsed baboons you see at the zoo, you'll get the picture.
Most barrier creams will do the trick (even Vaseline, but don't tell anyone you've just vassed your butt). For that matter, don't tell anyone you've shaved your butt either.
Try Sudocreme (zinc based) or that 3B stuff advertised on telly.

[3Banger]

Damn!!!! I just looked at that website and ended up ordering a bamboo duvet cover set!!!!

theres a website for mens bamboo undies? what next haha

[3Banger]

The MX, dirt riders call this problem "Monkey Butt", caused by sweat then friction as you move around on the bike seat. Think of them red arsed baboons you see at the zoo, you'll get the picture.
Most barrier creams will do the trick (even Vaseline, but don't tell anyone you've just vassed your butt). For that matter, don't tell anyone you've shaved your butt either.
Try Sudocreme (zinc based) or that 3B stuff advertised on telly.

haha yeah I dont think I could put vaseline any where near my butt, and if i could have seen my ass after when we got to Auckland, I reckon it would have looked like a baboons aye!

[buggsubique]

The MX, dirt riders call this problem "Monkey Butt", caused by sweat then friction as you move around on the bike seat. Think of them red arsed baboons you see at the zoo, you'll get the picture.
Most barrier creams will do the trick (even Vaseline, but don't tell anyone you've just vassed your butt). For that matter, don't tell anyone you've shaved your butt either.
Try Sudocreme (zinc based) or that 3B stuff advertised on telly.

yeah, or flog your newborn's ass cream out of his nappy draw and put it in the shed alongside the tyre-changing talcum powder from the same said draw. If no newborn then get some chick preggers and hang around long enough to perk these items.

[3Banger]

haha yeah I dont think I could put vaseline any where near my butt, and if i could have seen my ass after when we got to Auckland, I reckon it would have looked like a baboons aye!

I didnt pick at it like a baboon tho!!!!! just thought I'd make that clear

[3Banger]

yeah, or flog your newborn's ass cream out of his nappy draw and put it in the shed alongside the tyre-changing talcum powder from the same said draw. If no newborn then get some chick preggers and hang around long enough to perk these items.

good idea...c'mon twins!

[klingon]

Photos or it didn't happen.

you want a photo with or without my bamboo budgy smuglers?

My partner has bamboo undies and they are sooo lovely and soft! I can't keep my hands off them!

On the other hand maybe they aren't what you need... it could be problematic having women following you around with their hands down your trousers while you're trying to ride...

[CookMySock]

See if theres some canesten cream in the bathroom cupboard, or ask yer doc for some. Dont use anti-bac soap - plain soap only.

[jtzzr]

You could always have your arse coated in Teflon, Apparently no shit sticks to that, unless you start scratching it with a steel spatula or something.(but then you would have bigger issues if you did that).

[3Banger]

My partner has bamboo undies and they are sooo lovely and soft! I can't keep my hands off them!

On the other hand maybe they aren't what you need... it could be problematic having women following you around with their hands down your trousers while you're trying to ride...

yes that could be a problem, but I could think of far worse things

[hospitalfood]

it is important to sort your arse out. if you need to stop to sort your arse out you should stop. perhaps ask at local dairies if they have something suitable for smearing on your arse ? falling that you could flag down cars or other bikes and explain that you have a shockingly sore arse and ask if they can help you to sort your arse out.

[3Banger]

You could always have your arse coated in Teflon, Apparently no shit sticks to that, unless you start scratching it with a steel spatula or something.(but then you would have bigger issues if you did that).

I just had a mental image of a none stick pan with the red spot..... I got to stop thinking about vaes and bamboo undies! It just aint right

[jtzzr]

I forgot about the red spot , Please stop.......

[Maha]

it is important to sort your arse out. if you need to stop to sort your arse out you should stop. perhaps ask at local dairies if they have something suitable for smearing on your arse ? falling that you could flag down cars or other bikes and explain that you have a shockingly sore arse and ask if they can help you to sort your arse out.

Na I wouldn't ask a dairy owner, I asked one once ''ya got anything for my throat''? and she replied ''a knife''??