F*ck, F*ckin, F*ck, F*cccccccccck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ms Piggy]

You may have picked up that I AM F*CKED OFF!!!!!
(I'm at work so hence editting of angry word)

Why are you so annoyed dearest CSL? (You be brave enough to ask)

As you may or may not know I have (stupidly) lost my keys.

So this morning the dog had gone for a wander and I was about to leave for work, I wasn't that worried about the dog but strolled up the public path calling her and at the same time scanning for my keys (in vain). Where I park my bike it's not visible from my house, and before anyone starts wanking on about how I shouldn't park the bike where I can't see it - I can't ok and there is nothing I can do to change this so DON'T say anything!!

Anyway, my bike is chained up to a lamp post on a public walk way and some F*CK HEAD, that will be burning in hell for eternity, had pushed my bike over!!!! B/c the steering lock is on (or maybe that wouldn't have a made a difference) it had landed against the concrete lamp post and there is now a BIG dent in the top of the tank and a whole lot of the new paint job is scraped off! Also the LH indicator lense is smashed! Whatever moronic arsewipe did this obviously hadn't realised it was chained up.

So now not only do I still have no keys (my fault) but now my great paint job that Blakamin has spent hours helping me with is F*CKED!!!!! And we hadn't completed it yet, now WTF is the point!!!

[Wolf]

Fucking Hell!

Sorry to hear that, mate. I know that when some arsehole pushed my bike over and cut the electrics I wanted to find him and feed him his own genitals, so I can guess how you must feel.

*Blessings*

[Joni]

Shit Cathy....
Damn!!!
Why do people do things like this...

I know right now you really angry, I dont blame you, but you know Blakamin will help you sort this out! (sorry Mike that I am speaking on your behalf ) Try not to let it get you down - easier said I know!! - its done now, it can be fixed!

[SPORK]

Ok, lash out a couple of grand...


...For your own personal handgun! I assure you after carrying it around for a bit near your bike you wont get any more problems!



*Note, Cryhavoc does not condone violence of any sort and is not responsible for any jail time, prosecution or damn near anything as a result of this post

[crashe]

Oh for Fark's sake.... this is rediculas....
There are some real scumbags down in Wellington.....
Why the hell cant people just respect other peoples property.

Thats it you have to move up to Auckland now...
That sort of thing dont happen up here.....
And also when you park yopur bike outside work the bike wont blow over either.

Start packing and move north....

[FROSTY:Me]

positives her- ya still have ya bike
its "only" the tank thats damaged do its less to paint
They mighta stolen it completely but they diddnt
Yea yea I know -not wot ya wanna see/hear but hey ya gotta see the brite side

[Ms Piggy]

Start packing and move north....

Ok sure, I'll come and live with you. Do you have a garage and a HUGE bank account?

[Ms Piggy]

Yea yea I know -not wot ya wanna see/hear but hey ya gotta see the brite side

You are right. I am just on boiling point. I had to come to work so I hadn't even had a chance to have a good cry!!!!

[crashe]

Ok sure, I'll come and live with you. Do you have a garage and a HUGE bank account?

Umm Yeah I have a garage, but nope not a huge bank account sorry.
:spudwave:

[wari]

OK Herre ya go ... a good ... I Hadd one today too .. and I feell bettrr ...

[jazbug5]

What an utter F*CKW*NK!!!!!!!

Wish it were possible (as discussed, I think, some months ago) to wire up bikes to administer hefty electric shocks to these dribbling morons. Who knows? Might actually do them some good..?
I suggest that you come round mine later and drink gin. God knows I'll probably need to- going to find out this morning whether my engine is rooted permanently. Anyway, may they rot in hell, whoever they are.
Do you think they might have been drunk and trying to sit on her because she looked so damned cooooool..?

And hopefully it's all very fix-able. (Fingers crossed)

[wari]

OH yeah ... I furrgott ta say ... hmmm ... whatwoz I gunna say ... :spudwhat:

ARhhhmmm ... I'm reall sorry to hear about thatits badd enoughf when itsan ack-ci-dent ... lettalone when istsa purr-pose-full e-vent .. thats just narsty ..

SOme people are narsty and some are just plane narsty narsty ... :spudwhat: ... why I dont know ...

[jrandom]

That's awful, Cathy.

I am reminded of the time I dinged my '63 Valiant after I'd *just* finished the final clearcoat on its white lacquer job. Corner too tight in an underground carpark, and *bang*.

At least that one was MY fault...

[wari]

That's awful, Cathy.

I am reminded of the time I dinged my '63 Valiant after I'd *just* finished the final clearcoat on its white lacquer job. Corner too tight in an underground carpark, and *bang*.

At least that one was MY fault...

YEah welll .. who putt that bluddy polle therre .. :spudwhat:

[Ms Piggy]

What an utter F*CKW*NK!!!!!!!

I suggest that you come round mine later and drink gin.

Sounds a great but isn't Gin the crying drink?

God knows I'll probably need to- going to find out this morning whether my engine is rooted permanently. Anyway, may they rot in hell, whoever they are.
Do you think they might have been drunk and trying to sit on her because she looked so damned cooooool..?

And hopefully it's all very fix-able. (Fingers crossed)

Oh Jaysus Mary & Jospeh! Let us know how ya get on luvvy. We mihgt have to become bikers bitches if we both end up bikeless!

I think you are right that some dumb arsed fool has tried to sit on Betty b/c I did hear some noises.

It doesn't help that I keep getting slightly emotional callers at work today... :confused2