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    ATGATT Muppets that don't

    Long version of events:

    In particular for one young clever bastard who today was riding around Mission Bay on his brand new 2009 Suzuki GSX1000R (which i have to say looked bloody nice) wearing what every top notch rider should wear on a bright hot sunny day, shorts t-shirt, running shoes. Revving his way through the carpark in the "check me out how cool am i" fashion. I said to my partner "he's going to look pretty dumb if he arses off that thing". He left the carpark we carried on walking. Walking around to the next bay what's this we find, bits of fairing here and there. And there sitting on the other side of the road is said clever bastard wrapped up in a silver blanket, a bit further up the road is what's left of the bike. The whole front fork was snapped off and still attached to the front wheel which was further down the road, chassis snapped in front of the tank (which is now leaking fuel). The clever bastard was all torn up shoulders, hands/knuckles, knees/legs, ankles, elbows all skinned to shit and gone. Apparently according to eye witnesses he had pulled a wheel stand as he was passing someone, a car up ahead was turning right into a street and he ran straight into the side of it. I'd like to say i feel bad for him but really not much sympathy. It's hot, it's busy wtf was he thinking?
    Sorry no ****ing pics of the bike either DAMN IT. But some nice parts from the tank back that will be coming up soon on trademe after insurance has written it off.

    The amount of scooter boys and wild hog owners wearing the same sort of protective gear (bare skin) is just amazing, i can see why acc is pushing for a minimum protective clothing when riding anything with 2 wheels that is motorised.

    Summary:

    Mission Bay
    Saw young twit no protective gear riding like a chode
    Saw aftermath of crash of said chode
    Pain
    Higher premiums for bike owners.

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    Over it !!!
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Oh yeah that guy was a full mensa candidate. Bet he'll now be a gear bore. Not a nice way to learn a lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Bet he'll now be a gear bore. Not a nice way to learn a lesson.
    More'n likely, that'll be it for him and bikes.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    More'n likely, that'll be it for him and bikes.
    Can't outwit Darwin I'm afraid...
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    oh well, (painfull) lesson learned for him then (hopefully!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    More'n likely, that'll be it for him and bikes.
    Yes, and he'll run around telling everybody they're dangerous and you shouldn't get one.

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    This is disturbing on so many levels.

    I think you got it all wrong. Some context - Movenpick is in Mission Bay. You need a very fast steed to outrun the gravitational force that Movenpick applies.

    Seriously, what a fucking tool. I bags the front wheel (if it's straight), I need a front for the track bike.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    I wonder what the actual emotional age is when the need to be cool is finally weaker than the realisation of your own mortality?
    Obviously the bigger the bike, the harder that fight becomes but sheesh...
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    Hope he is alright....but man, what a doosh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    I wonder what the actual emotional age is when the need to be cool is finally weaker than the realisation of your own mortality?
    Obviously the bigger the bike, the harder that fight becomes but sheesh...
    25 is the age blokes start to get an inkling. It doesn't sink in until 42, usually when one of their mates dies in a stupid accident or of a heart attack from all the beer and fried chicken.

    For women, the simple act of being around another woman going through pregnancy is usually enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzo View Post
    Hope he is alright....but man, what a doosh!
    That's "douche".
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    25 is the age blokes start to get an inkling. It doesn't sink in until 42, usually when one of their mates dies in a stupid accident or of a heart attack from all the beer and fried chicken.

    For women, the simple act of being around another woman going through pregnancy is usually enough.
    How true, how true.

    At least the GSXR rider above has his life left to learn from his mistake. Problem, is the immature will usually blame all other factors instead of themselves. The learning doesn't happen.

    I think the legislation should extend to at least gloves and jacket, and that would include bicycles that travel close to the speed limit. People may laugh at me (like they probably did 50 years ago at the though of compulsory cycle helmets), but it is only time...
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    [QUOTE=madbikeboy;1963982]I think you got it all wrong. Some context - Movenpick is in Mission Bay. You need a very fast steed to outrun the gravitational force that Movenpick applies.
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    mhhmmm i hear what your saying. i can feel it pulling me from work, rigth now. ad thats in blimmin newmarket.

    damn i want some.

    but yea that guy really is a twat. i personally try to never leave the house without at least my whole upper body covered. i am a bit slack on pants and boots though
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