Had a rock thrown at me! Bastards!

**vifferman** · 24th February 2009, 08:33

Originally Posted by awayatc

indeed.....great advantage
have to admit there was a time, in a place far far away
where I used to carry my "lockup' chain around my wrist around town.....
AND had to put it to good use occasionally...

Sounds like a guy I worked with years ago - he was a tall but weedy guy who rode an old Triumph. He used to carry a large chain and padlock for locking his bike up. One day he very nearly got cleaned up by someone doing a u-turn without looking; he was so pissed off he smashed their headlights with the chain.
I'm not saying I advocate such extreme measures, but it was a salutory lesson to the car driver. (Having been cleaned up by a u-turning, brain-dead car driver myself, it seems a not inappropriate punishment anyway...)

**Slyer** · 24th February 2009, 08:44

Bikers need to maintain their status of good to have as a friend but don't mess with them.

**Skyryder** · 24th February 2009, 09:21

Originally Posted by renegade master

i would of returned in my cage and ran the bastards over.

Yep. And fucktards 'fell' under the wheels.

Skyryder

**grusomhat** · 24th February 2009, 09:25

Just had another look at the helmet to see if any damage and fuck. It must have hit the side of the visor as there is a nice shallow crack in it. It's below the surface but it's about an inch long. Nothing that's going to impair it much in a crash but it still fucks me off to no end (two month old helmet) At least visors aren't that expensive to replace if I have too.

Now I'm pissed of again though. Must be time to start carrying a padlock and chain in the back, or a pocket full of rocks

EDIT: Might be time to get that helmet cam I've been wanting to get.

**coffeejunkie** · 24th February 2009, 09:35

Dude your a biker and you come with your own weapon.....I personally would have gone back and said.....WTF!!! then when they tryed to mouth off all it would take is a nice wee head butt!!!!!
When they try to charge you thats when you say to the cop....Hay mate all i did was bend foward to look at the ground not my fault he did too

**ducatilover** · 24th February 2009, 09:38

i agreee with the junkie, head butt the fuckers.
i would hit them in the fist with my face though, thats how awesome i am

**coffeejunkie** · 24th February 2009, 09:43

Yeh lover thats the one

break the little fuckers fist so he can't throw anythng, LOL

**grusomhat** · 24th February 2009, 09:45

Haha, I have never thought of head butting someone with my helmet. I guess it would actually be pretty sweet in a fight. No head injuries, and they would probably break their knuckles if they were stupid enough.

**coffeejunkie** · 24th February 2009, 09:49

I've seen it done......Was very impressed......Drunk wally knocked over my dads best mates bike.....he was asked to pick it up the guy told him to go fuck himself and next thng ya know....BANG the guys laying on the ground blood everywhere and dad and jimmy are smiling walking into the pub, LOL

**Benjiboi** · 24th February 2009, 10:36

you know that helmet and all that armour stitched in to your clothes is useful for more than you think..

**Tank** · 24th February 2009, 10:37

Originally Posted by coffeejunkie

Dude your a biker and you come with your own weapon.....I personally would have gone back and said.....WTF!!! then when they tryed to mouth off all it would take is a nice wee head butt!!!!!

But - how do you take your shirt off for the fight while still leaving your Helmet on?

**coffeejunkie** · 24th February 2009, 10:58

Tank ya don't need to take anythng off....Life ya visor to talk then just do the deed and the fights over before it begins.....

**Slyer** · 24th February 2009, 11:27

If you have a tinted or iridium visor just leave it on, more intimidating that way.

**Tank** · 24th February 2009, 12:22

Originally Posted by Tank

But - how do you take your shirt off for the fight while still leaving your Helmet on?

Originally Posted by coffeejunkie

Tank ya don't need to take anythng off....Life ya visor to talk then just do the deed and the fights over before it begins.....

Sorry Coffee Junkie - rereading post from the site UFC Ninja you have to take your shirt off - it gives powers or summin.

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

bro get it straight you and all those other guys that said dont take your shirt of obviously havent got in a fight or ever won one.

if i was fighting you it would be all combinations of hits while you would be a little pussy and try to grab on to my t shirt trip me up and then hit me.if youre a real man youll take your shirt of man to man only fists and kicks no grabbing and pulling on shirts.all ufc fighters and street fighters take there shirt of.dont be like a women when you fight

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

the kid had it lucky.i know from first hand experience when i fight i always take of my shirt or t shirt.

So - Here is the 10 step guide to belting up little shits who throw rocks:

Step 1 - Take Helmet off
Step 2 - Remove shirt (fold it nicly and place in corner off the ground so it dosnt get dirty)
Step 3 - Change visor so to 'Dark tinted' in order to look more menacing
Step 4 - Put Helmet back on
Step 5 - Butt the guy in the face
Step 6 - Remove Helmet
Step 7 - Put shirt back on
Step 8 - Depending on light conditions change visor back - or leave it tinted if its still bright enough
Step 9 - Put Helmet back on
Step 10 - Laugh manically and ride away into the sunset.

Or you could just run the bastards over.