
Originally Posted by
Aitch
Does one remove a wing mirror from a moving car without ending up smeared all down the side of said car?
Easy- you raise your steel capped (or similar suitable footwear) boot and extend it towards the mirror. Make sure your knee is bent so as to absorb the impact(dont want to break yourself) , or to add that little extra spiteful kick, and, make like the Doors and "break on through to the other side"
Then proceed to ride away, content in the knowledge that you have maintained the karmic balance- ie wanker has been punished- and continue on your merry path through life
PS Dont do it where the cops can see you, as it is sadly illegal to hand out justice on the spot in such a fashion in this country
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