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    hehehe yup but shhhhh.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Putting gloves on and then remembering the keys are still in my pocket.
    Happened again today at the petrol station
    "More and more girls are keen to get a leg over." Katherine Prumm Sunday Star Times, Nov 2, 2008 :

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    1/ Gloves on and keys in my pocket.
    2/ Coming up on traffic on a beautiful windy section of road.
    3/ Shit road conditions.
    4/ Unmarked resealing.
    5/ Nummber 3 again.

    Man it's been a stressful week and then I read this thread, got my blood boiling now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Mans_Ruin View Post
    When you are sitting at the lights, the guy in the car next to you realises your a chick on a bike and tries the lamest ever line invented "cool bike"..... and the eye thing YUK....
    WTF no, no its not idiot!
    I know what you mean, i have long hair and get that all the time. Open up my visor and see the surprised look on their faces.

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    When you are heading through the roundabout onto your fav open road run and a HP car pulls through in front of you and heads out the same way.....and you are stuck behind him for the next thousand miles...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    When you are heading through the roundabout onto your fav open road run and a HP car pulls through in front of you and heads out the same way.....and you are stuck behind him for the next thousand miles...
    Yeah had that on the waihi whanga road... sucks!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
    You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.

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    When one of those big-arsed bug decides to deposit itself right in the centre of your just cleaned visor. And then thinking, 'whats the chances of that happening again?' Splat.
    A nice Pit

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltydog View Post
    When one of those big-arsed bug decides to deposit itself right in the centre of your just cleaned visor. And then thinking, 'whats the chances of that happening again?' Splat.
    Yep. Happens every time...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    When you just feel like a ride, you check the weather - little overcast but nothing to worry about then you get your gear on and head outside and somehow the weather turns to a monsoon...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
    You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.

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    When it's Friday the 13th of March...
    And you're happy cause you just got a job
    So you head onto the motorway for a bit of travelling, cause you can now spend that $500 of safety money... When the moment you hit the on ramp... You hear a weird noise. So familliar, yet so hard to pin it.
    You clutch off... No no, it's gone now, it's just another mystery of the world now.
    Pop bluuuurrrrrb-luuuuuuuuuub-b-b-b-b-b chuff.
    BUT THE TRIP METER SAYS I HAVE FORTY K's LEFT IN THE TANK OOOOH MAN SOOOO MAD, but you have to push that sucker as hard as you can up the hill, down the next one and to the closest petrol station.

    Man, don't you just hate that.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    When it's Friday the 13th of March...
    And you're happy cause you just got a job
    So you head onto the motorway for a bit of travelling, cause you can now spend that $500 of safety money... When the moment you hit the on ramp... You hear a weird noise. So familliar, yet so hard to pin it.
    You clutch off... No no, it's gone now, it's just another mystery of the world now.
    Pop bluuuurrrrrb-luuuuuuuuuub-b-b-b-b-b chuff.
    BUT THE TRIP METER SAYS I HAVE FORTY K's LEFT IN THE TANK OOOOH MAN SOOOO MAD, but you have to push that sucker as hard as you can up the hill, down the next one and to the closest petrol station.

    Man, don't you just hate that.
    You win... worst thing that happened to day was i forgot to spit out my gum before eating the first piece of wasabi covered sushi..
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
    You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    You win... worst thing that happened to day was i forgot to spit out my gum before eating the first piece of wasabi covered sushi..
    You can have that one, ain't no green death going near my face!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    Hey, who here puts their keys in the helmet whenever they will dismount their bike and walk away from it?
    It's tricky sometimes when you go to put down your helmet, but if you stuff your gloves into the lid hard enough, the keys stay at the top! (bottom)
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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT SHARING THOSE LITTLE TIPS
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    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    When you riding at a fairly good speed of [insert number here]kph and that car still has to try and pass you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kemet View Post
    When you riding at a fairly good speed of [insert number here]kph and that car still has to try and pass you.....
    Well, let us assume you have the highest possible number, and at that 9kph, I'd try to pass you too.

    Haven't had anyone try pass me before. Usually all over the goddamn road
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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