View Poll Results: How many Demerits are you on ?

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  • 0

    186 62.21%
  • 10+

    6 2.01%
  • 20+

    26 8.70%
  • 30+

    21 7.02%
  • 40+

    11 3.68%
  • 50+

    10 3.34%
  • 60+

    4 1.34%
  • 70+

    15 5.02%
  • 80+

    6 2.01%
  • 90+

    8 2.68%
  • 100+

    3 1.00%
  • No Licence

    3 1.00%
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Thread: How many Demerits are you on?

  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBzz View Post
    Or are we just all retards that we are only permitted to travel at 100?
    You seen the way a lot of people drive while doing 100?

    What makes you think they'd be any better at 120??
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    I haven't had any since 1998.

    Time and place.

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    Never had a speeding ticket....or a parking ticket....or been brethalysed...in fact I would never have met a constable in NZ if I hadn't met Scumdog.

    Seems most other people have no points either.

    That means those with points win....you are better than us.

    Hope you're pleased
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    I have never even been pulled over...

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Never had a speeding ticket....or a parking ticket....or been brethalysed...in fact I would never have met a constable in NZ if I hadn't met Scumdog.

    Seems most other people have no points either.

    That means those with points win....you are better than us.

    Hope you're pleased
    Considering I have to pay rent, and was only earning $400 a week at the time, a $300 fine kinda pissed me off. Especially when it's your own goddamn fault.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You seen the way a lot of people drive while doing 100?
    pffft, I've seen plenty of people that can't drive at 40-60kph...

    I managed to get pulled over 3-4 times in one night for breath checks... Grinning from ear to ear when I skipped the address details, and replaced them with the declaration that it was going to read no alcohol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post

    Grinning from ear to ear when I skipped the address details, and replaced them with the declaration that it was going to read no alcohol
    LOLz I'll try that to the hot police chickie next time


    someone get the bail money ready.
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  8. #68
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    Why? The only reason they want your name and address is for enough words for the machine...

    Now, if you said, why, wanna go on a date, and pinch her backside... then yeah... I'll come laugh at your sorry ass in jail
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    20 points, After driving for 22 years got my first one on New Years day this year. Was pulling out to pass some tourists (In my car) and to be fair probably did not slow down quite as quick as prehaps I should have. Did manage to have a bit of a joke with the officer and thought at least the year can only get better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    zero - cuz im a good boy an' i never speed or anything bad like that

    me too. either that or the police don't go for fellow Beemer riders!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    Never had a demerit point.
    Same, aren't we good kids!! (Or maybe just lucky!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Now, if you said, why, wanna go on a date, and pinch her backside... then yeah... I'll come laugh at your sorry ass in jail
    And I'll be along to shake his hand for a supreme effort!
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    Zero. Zilch. Nada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    I haven't had any since 1998.
    Is that when you bought the Harley?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Never had any, ever.

    Doled out a few though.....
    Now how can you give something that you have never had ?









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