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  1. #121
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    Surely a tank bag is the answer? I'm sure if you Google "Strap on" you will find one that's suitable. Then you will be like Heather:

    There was a young woman called Heather
    Who's tank bag was made out of leather
    No more did she hurry
    She had not a worry
    For biking was now such a pleasure

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    Cool

    Simple: Remove the tank and your problem is solved!

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    I have a strong suspicion (almost blue vein cheese strength) that if I put "vagina" or other 'interesting' terms in the title of every thread I started, they'd get heaps of interest.
    I guess if nothing else, at least the thread titles would be exciting...
    Something like ....
    "So i was riding home today vagina ..."

    or maybe

    "Dickhead on the blue bike on the southern vagina"
    He who makes a beast out of himself
    Gets rid of the pain of being a man

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    na couldn't possibly work, no one would be interested, wood they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post


    solution solved
    Well I'll be...never thought it worked both ways.
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    Rub a little cream on it possibly?

    Pretty sure shaving cream would work.........

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    im with the other dude hold on tight with ya thighs its like ridding a horse,,, feels good too

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    Yip Vagina heading works for me,,,, We had this problem with one of our riders(you work out which one)..soooo we fitted stomp grip and all is solved...Grip those knees to gether hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    buy a scooter, problem solved.
    the problem here is, wouldnt that just make you a big pussy and therefore more likly to have aformentioned result?
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    Buy a Ducati, not only do you beaut girly type bikers look super hot on them but they don't tend to crotch slap you as badly. Oh no! the tank on most models is such that it stomach slaps you more instead.

    It is comforting to know that ladys have the same tank issues as we do. I got a tank slap so bad once I had to stop get off and promptly dropped to the ground. I swear the pain was so bad that I could hear my ears ringing. I wonder if my bike knew that I was perving at another bike at the time?
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    Originally Posted by Tank
    Tank / Vagina battle?

    I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up .

    -Tank


    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Thanks for the gesture. OWNER has eased my pain.
    Awwwwwwww thats so nice to see, her 'OWNER' has eased her pain hehe!
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    just don't lose it.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.
    Stomp grip would sort it out so you don't need to clamp so hard. $100 for the kit.

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    Man why are us chicks complaining.. I've never got my head around how you males manage! rofl

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    I cannot believe this is a serious question.
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