MotoMart=Honda

[jrandom]

Can I be Official Suspension Tester?

Actually, I reckon I could be a pretty good bike salesman.

That idea is going to stay purely hypothetical, though. I'd go through several bottles of Swarfega every night trying to get the crawly stench of craven misrepresentation out of my skin.

[White trash]

Can I be first aid person and general sitter on and admirer of bikes person?

Unfortunately, this is a role held by the Sales manager.

[Blakamin]

Fuck off mate, you'd be Workshop foreman. How's fifty k and a company bike sound?

I accept!... mainly coz of the access to the beer fridge that a foreman has...

[Hitcher]

I'd go through several bottles of Swarfega every night trying to get the crawly stench of craven misrepresentation out of my skin.

And the giant iguana out of your butt crack?

[jrandom]

And the giant iguana out of your butt crack?

I've decided to leave it there for the time being.

In my profession, one never knows when one will need to pull a little more than usual out of one's arse.

[Sparky Bills]

Tell ya what.

Everytime I dirve past it I think the old Superior Springs location in Seaview would be the mutts nutts for a bike shop.

If I win powerball, that's what I'll be doing.

It's my idea, so fuck off you vultures....

I hope you will make sure all your staff members go on a sales course!!

Im in if ya need a Parts/accessories man!

Although i will require a shop race bike, company bike and $100,000 a year!
Im not asking too much am i??

OHH!! And a 1hour lunch break every day!

[cliffy]

i'll be the fat lazy guy who lazes around fart's,eat pizza, is generally obnoxiuos and rude to customers has a complete lack of personal hygene but is such a prick that he'd find a way to screw you for wrongfull dismissal meaning you can't afford to fire them so haveto put up with their shit an dwatch them aggravate the good employees to the point where they leave .............i'm sure you all know this guy most workplaces have one and would be incomplete without them....dammit!
yes i have had this experience in my workplace previously and yes sorry i am still bitter!!! sorry

[hobdar]

OH OH OH can i be the tea boy.....I make a good cuppa and know F'all about bikes so thats all i am good for...oh that and customer services training.../ IT training....at a stretch...

Would still need company bike (damn almost wrote car) and well some dosh to keep mrs hobdar happy.......mortgage kid bills...arghhh feckin car....oh yeah and yay eventually a bike.

[Blakamin]

why would people need cuppas??? there WILL be a beer fridge..... :spudwhat:

[Pickle]

Actually... My first dogs name was Honda! (for real!)

And you never did get that warranty claim fixed on the dog did you?? :spudwave:

[Sparky Bills]

And you never did get that warranty claim fixed on the dog did you?? :spudwave:

HEY!!
That was the best dog in the world!
Nothing wrong with him.

[Hitcher]

Can I be the guy who takes the piss out of the customer standing on the other side of the counter who's just rung up on his cellphone to ask whether or not we're open?