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  • Clarkson

    15 16.13%

  • Hamster

    45 48.39%

  • May

    24 25.81%

  • Stig

    19 20.43%
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Thread: Which "Top Gear" presenter are you?

  1. 8th March 2009, 19:58 #1
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    Which "Top Gear" presenter are you?

    Are you a...

    Clarkson? - MORE POWER!!!
    Hamster? - Logic & style + performance.
    May? - Total logic, statistics...
    Stig? - Power, performance and mystery.
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  2. 8th March 2009, 19:59 #2
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    I'd like to say Stig or Clarkson, but in reality - probably May.
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    Hamster in reality. Mays just a bit to anal....
    Clarkson is way to ham-fisted, Stig is way out of my league.
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    Captain slow for sure.
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    I think I'd be a Hamster. Except for his taste in wooden cars.....
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    Stig because i know how to drive, unlike the rest of them.

    Then again im biased... for i may or may not be the stig.
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    I'd be that little car Clarkson was driving around the office! Like a ninja ... the unexpected!
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    James May without a doubt.

    We even both own old Bentleys.
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    Seeing as you set up a multi choice poll I'm going to be all of them...hahahaaaa!!

    I relate most to Hamster though, but would love to be able to drive like the Stig. May annoys me and Clarkson is too arrogant
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    Yeah i'd love to say Stig but in reality probably a blend of May and Hamster.
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    Hamster, because of my youthful good looks and big round puppy eyes!
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    Clarkson probably. "600s are for pussies" I ride ok, but not anywhere near Stig, but ill be stupid enought to try to beat him anyway, knowing that Id loose=)
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    Richard Hammond for sure. Stupidly enthusiastic, stupid hair, and I keep crashing into things O_o
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    Hampster = because I nearly try and kill myself driving
    Stig = because I like going fast
    May = cos he likes motorbikes

    NOT clarkson cos he's a woolly headed mamoth - or sheep (I liked Harry Enfields take on him actually).

    None - cos I'm a woman an better and faster than all of the above and its my perogative to change my mind !?!
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