Who was that man in lycra?

[vifferman]

I met a chick in SF who had a 1984 Colnago, custom painted candy apple red, with flats and old Campy Pista, carbon rims. The ultimate expression in style. She had the best ass I have ever seen.

If she had that really nice Colnago (whateverthefookthatis), why did she need a donkey as well?
Surely she couldn't ride both at once (unless she was some kinda circus artiste?)

[MisterD]

Colnago (whateverthefookthatis))

Let me google that for you

[madbikeboy]

If she had that really nice Colnago (whateverthefookthatis), why did she need a donkey as well?
Surely she couldn't ride both at once (unless she was some kinda circus artiste?)

Chuckle...

http://www.colnago.com/cx1ENG.html

I have one of these hanging on my wall. Some people like art, some people like mechanical stuff.

[madbikeboy]

I did wonder why she had a penis.

And you fucked her anyway. Well, what you do in the privacy of your home (or toilet block) is your business.

[MisterD]

Chuckle...

http://www.colnago.com/cx1ENG.html

I have one of these hanging on my wall. Some people like art, some people like mechanical stuff.

Nice...I've only got this:

[MsKABC]

Scamming the government...

they scam us...

You are not scamming the government skid, you are scamming the rest of us hardworking taxpayers.

The government is not scamming you, it is scamming the rest of us hardworking taxpayers.

[madbikeboy]

Nice...I've only got this:

I have a nice titanium Colnago on trademe if you're into bling. The CLX is a nice riding bike.

Good taste, like the campy group. You should never mix rice and pasta. I just don't get on with Shimano, although Sram is pretty good.

[madbikeboy]

You are not scamming the government skid, you are scamming the rest of us hardworking taxpayers.

The government is not scamming you, it is scamming the rest of us hardworking taxpayers.

Madam, I must spread it around before blinging you again... Chuckle.

[skidMark]

You are not scamming the government skid, you are scamming the rest of us hardworking taxpayers.

The government is not scamming you, it is scamming the rest of us hardworking taxpayers.

Yeah sorry for born this way, sorry i am hard wired that way...

Like a really had a choice in the matter...

Happy with yourself, pretty sad when all you guys have to pick on me with is something i have never had nor will ever have any choice in the matter over...

Proud of yourself? glad you joined the big KB lynch mob?

Wish i could bully people for something they have no control over... oh hang on, i'm better than that.

[kiwifruit]

Chuckle...

http://www.colnago.com/cx1ENG.html

I have one of these hanging on my wall. Some people like art, some people like mechanical stuff.

nice bike!
do you ride it?

[piston broke]

Yeah sorry for born this way, sorry i am hard wired that way...

Like a really had a choice in the matter...

Happy with yourself, pretty sad when all you guys have to pick on me with is something i have never had nor will ever have any choice in the matter over...

Proud of yourself? glad you joined the big KB lynch mob?

Wish i could bully people for something they have no control over... oh hang on, i'm better than that.

get a freakin job...
there is work out there for the non terminally lazy.
if you are unwell then, hey it happens to the best of people

[The Stranger:Me]

Yeah sorry for born this way, sorry i am hard wired that way...

Like a really had a choice in the matter...

Happy with yourself, pretty sad when all you guys have to pick on me with is something i have never had nor will ever have any choice in the matter over...

Proud of yourself? glad you joined the big KB lynch mob?

Wish i could bully people for something they have no control over... oh hang on, i'm better than that.

Hmm.
Shall we have a serious discussion here Mark?

For a start, if that really is the case, how about NOT revelling in it eh. How many people who are disabled really do celebrate the fact and rub it in other's faces?
No need to cry, that won't help but a little piety wouldn't go amiss, as would a little appreciation of what others provide for you. Your spitting on those that provide for you thread really did you no good.

Next, you really need to be a little understanding of those around you. For example, it is hard for us to imagine how you can restore a motorbike or pushbike many hours on end, yet can't perform a job - any job.

Yet another thing to consider is your attitude. If you convince yourself you have this great disability, guess what, it is a great disability.
We have all seen the adds on TV. Susan Devoy gives that dude with bipolar a job and he goes for it, convinces himself he can do and guess what, he does. JK - well does he let it get him down, sure, but he finds a way around it.
How about you, can you Mark?

[skidMark]

Hmm.
Shall we have a serious discussion here Mark?

For a start, if that really is the case, how about NOT revelling in it eh. How many people who are disabled really do celebrate the fact and rub it in other's faces?
No need to cry, that won't help but a little piety wouldn't go amiss, as would a little appreciation of what others provide for you. Your spitting on those that provide for you thread really did you no good.

Next, you really need to be a little understanding of those around you. For example, it is hard for us to imagine how you can restore a motorbike or pushbike many hours on end, yet can't perform a job - any job.

Yet another thing to consider is your attitude. If you convince yourself you have this great disability, guess what, it is a great disability.
We have all seen the adds on TV. Susan Devoy gives that dude with bipolar a job and he goes for it, convinces himself he can do and guess what, he does. JK - well does he let it get him down, sure, but he finds a way around it.
How about you, can you Mark?

Well i don't rub it in as such, Who is JK...

Actually i do rub it in to a point...because really....who the fuck ACTUALLY wants to work...

In saying that i have been actively after a job for a longtime...

People do not want to employ somebody with 3 criminal convictions...no license.....and "mental" conditions...

I would like to work... i just need the right boss who understands what i have, otherwise i end up getting sacked after a couple of months...

Its the same with me having flatmates.... people get annoyed with me and sick of me very quickly, doesn't matter how hard i try i seem to naturally piss people off.

Sorry i would rather not keep discussing this.


EDIT...

I want a job in the motorbike industry.

Its the only places i can hold down a job.

I seem to need to have a passion for something to be able to stick with it i need to enjoy my job. i tire of jobs which are just money coming in. Motorbikes i understand, motorbikes i know. just need the right people who can grit thier teeth and show me a little understanding and then i can apply myself and flourish given the correct circumstances...

[The Stranger:Me]

Well i don't rub it in as such, Who is JK...

Actually i do rub it in to a point...because really....who the fuck ACTUALLY wants to work...

In saying that i have been actively after a job for a longtime...

People do not want to employ somebody with 3 criminal convictions...no license.....and "mental" conditions...

I would like to work... i just need the right boss who understands what i have, otherwise i end up getting sacked after a couple of months...

Its the same with me having flatmates.... people get annoyed with me and sick of me very quickly, doesn't matter how hard i try i seem to naturally piss people off.

Sorry i would rather not keep discussing this.


EDIT...

I want a job in the motorbike industry.

Its the only places i can hold down a job.

I seem to need to have a passion for something to be able to stick with it i need to enjoy my job. i tire of jobs which are just money coming in. Motorbikes i understand, motorbikes i know. just need the right people who can grit thier teeth and show me a little understanding and then i can apply myself and flourish given the correct circumstances...

Ok, you win. As we were.
Whooooooooosh.

[McDuck]

Yeah sorry for born this way, sorry i am hard wired that way...

Like a really had a choice in the matter...

Happy with yourself, pretty sad when all you guys have to pick on me with is something i have never had nor will ever have any choice in the matter over...

Proud of yourself? glad you joined the big KB lynch mob?

Wish i could bully people for something they have no control over... oh hang on, i'm better than that.

In reality i have a simmiler batch of fucked-up ness, yet i have a job, a nice bike, a credit card and real skills. Why? I have a choice. You have one two, you just chose to be a bum.