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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Nope. It's real. I have to be super careful writing down telephone numbers, in fact, I remember number patterns, not numbers. I have to double check numbers when I'm doing tax returns, and when I'm doing my math for budgeting each month. I could never be an accountant. Dislexia ran in my family, I got it, but with numbers.
    Lol i get simmiler, got to be carefull when mixing sprays etc

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    your all going on about mark being a unemployed loser but at least he isnt commiting crimes and being an arshole......

    You should become a teacher mark


    plus cycling is gay......i dont see the point of riding on the road in homo lycra suits looking like bean sprout
    chuck norris's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd

    No one fools chuck norris.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DELLORTO View Post
    plus cycling is gay......i dont see the point of riding on the road in homo lycra suits looking like bean sprout
    there is normally no point, the lycra is designed to make the body have aro-dynamic curves....

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Yes. I am el presidente of that club. But with handmade comes safety, handling, and history. Without that, you end up with a Giant or a Trek.
    We all have to be snobs about something. My best friend once called me an "appearances snob", because I only went out with good-looking blokes! Some people are coffee snobs, some are wine snobs, food snobs, motorcycle snobs, fashion snobs, tool snobs (that would be my husband!)..... Almost warrants another thread really, doesn't it? "What kind of snob are you?" Heh heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McDuck View Post
    there is normally no point, the lycra is designed to make the body have aro-dynamic curves....
    yea right!!! its to show off to motorists......

    the other day a cyclist was riding in the middle of the road at about 25km/h so i gave him the horn.... he turned around and swore at me and my grandma {not cool} i told him to shove his bike up his arse and f-off he tryed to stalk us home but his fast arse carried too much wind resistance....next time ill give him the slap

    bloody red neck......thats why i hate most cyclists, most of the time their racist,rich faggots with nothing but a bad attitude....
    chuck norris's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd

    No one fools chuck norris.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DELLORTO View Post
    the other day a cyclist was riding in the middle of the road at about 25km/h so i gave him the horn.... he turned around and swore at me and my grandma {not cool} i told him to shove his bike up his arse and f-off he tryed to stalk us home but his fast arse carried too much wind resistance....next time ill give him the slap
    Sounds like jrandom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by McDuck View Post
    Sounds like jrandom...
    na this guy had real attitude....hes lucky i didnt have my "fresh man" bat on me.....or he wouldnt of been walking home with a sore ass.......and a broken bike
    chuck norris's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd

    No one fools chuck norris.......

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    Random, have you met DELLORTO??

    I think you could be great mates....
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DELLORTO View Post
    your all going on about mark being a unemployed loser but at least he isnt commiting crimes and being an arshole......
    Neither am I (committing crimes and being an arsehole). What's your point?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Neither am I (committing crimes and being an arsehole). What's your point?
    Hang on, is it one or the other that we can't be doing, or both??

    Cos if it's one or the other, then I quailify too. (I have a job)
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DELLORTO View Post
    na this guy had real attitude....hes lucky i didnt have my "fresh man" bat on me.....or he wouldnt of been walking home with a sore ass.......and a broken bike
    I've done 100,000's of k's on pushies, all around the world. It amazes me how aggressive and arrogant drivers are in this country. The last car driver who got out of his car with a weapon trying to teach me a lesson ended up regretting it, both for the hospital stay, and for the legal action afterwards.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    MBB, are you trained martial arts? Or just a general badass/tough guy. I think I've seen you once at a BBQ but didn't get introduced.
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    MBB, are you trained martial arts?
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    Heh, just that i don't remember him looking like a 'kick your ass' kind of guy.
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    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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