Main North Road Christchurch - Prick on an SV650

**Biff** · 2nd March 2005, 17:51

Main North Road - traffic lights on red.
I'm at the front of the queue in the right hand lane (of two), waiting patiently for the lights to turn green. I give him a back hand wave. No response. Cock.

The lights turn green, mother fucker accelerates past me at full throttle almost wiping me out as he does so. He spends the next several hundred yards at what must have been full throttle, weaving in between cages, changing lanes without any consideration for other road users. Forking Suzuki SV 650.

I keep within the speed limit for the next 300 yds until the motorway proper starts, then open my Bird up. Very quickly I pull alongside him making obscene hand gestures and inviting him to pull over. He elects selective blindness.

If you're here - you're a wanker, and I'd love to have a chat with you. Same time same place tomorrow perhaps?

**Sensei** · 2nd March 2005, 18:41

Breath dude . Boy must be the day for lose riding .
SENSEI

**Riff Raff** · 2nd March 2005, 18:59

Wasn't me - I was working.

**Biff** · 2nd March 2005, 19:00

Originally Posted by Sensei 509

Breath dude . Boy must be the day for lose riding .
SENSEI

Home, cup of tea, play with the kids, walk the dog - and relax.

**Storm** · 2nd March 2005, 19:06

Go to sleep this night confident and secure in the knowledge your bike will shit all over his (sorry RR, but you just cant beat cubes) and you are the sensible guy who wont decorate the roadside with his carcass someday soon

**Gasman** · 2nd March 2005, 19:45

Dark mettalic blue?

**R1** · 2nd March 2005, 19:54

Originally Posted by Sensei 509

Breath dude . Boy must be the day for lose riding .
SENSEI

I recon....some mindless meat head on an R1 wheelied past 7 cars on the travis motorway today

.....fkn wanker

.............hang on that was me

, looked fkn good tho

**imdying** · 2nd March 2005, 21:37

Yellow? Polished pipe? Ohlins shock?

**gav** · 2nd March 2005, 21:54

Woohoo, took this SV650 for a test ride, fuckin awesome mate, blew off some old geezer on a bluebird, dork, can't be a kiwi, probably dreaming about one of those second grade rugby playing nations......bwahhaaahhaaahhaahaha

**Zapf** · 2nd March 2005, 23:19

some a*hole must have stolen my SV650 and rode it to chch over night.... someone string a rope over the road for me please j/k :P

**StoneChucker** · 2nd March 2005, 23:25

Local racing legend XJ/Frosty was seen race testing his new SV650 race bike, in the Main Road north vacinity. All reports show that testing went well, confirming that the bike is infact set up correctly. The only hitch during the test run, was being held up by a "Wednesday Driver" on a Blackbird. :spudwave:

*EDIT* ChCh is the ideal place to test race bikes. No Jaffa Clutter (traffic) and the South Island cops are all on the take {PT

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**scumdog** · 3rd March 2005, 07:26

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

.hang on that was me

, looked fkn good tho

Never heard the Ch-ch boys describe you in THAT manner!

**vifferman** · 3rd March 2005, 07:36

It was me. I dunnit!

**Biff** · 3rd March 2005, 09:38

Originally Posted by Gasman

Dark mettalic blue?

YES!!! But aren't all SV650's blue?! :spudwhat:

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Local racing legend XJ/Frosty was seen race testing his new SV650 race bike, in the Main Road north vacinity. The only hitch during the test run, was being held up by a "Wednesday Driver" on a Blackbird. :spudwave:

You are yanking my chain - correct?

**vifferman** · 3rd March 2005, 09:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Local racing legend XJ/Frosty was seen race testing his new SV650 race bike, in the Main Road north vacinity. The only hitch during the test run, was being held up by a "Wednesday Driver" on a Blackbird. :spudwave:

Originally Posted by BiffBaff

You are yanking my chain - correct?

Yes, he is!
You're barking up the wrong tree, Mr WoofBaff!
I told you - I dunnit!

You needed a wee bit of EgoDeflation™