Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
"Oh no", said I, "not those ones".
"What do you mean , how can you know?"
"I can tell. Those are members of the Gay Christian Motorcycle Club. You can tell by the orange bikes. That is sort of the trademark of the GCMC , they paint their bikes orange. And being both gay and Christian, they will definitely not set foot in a pub"
"A likely story", scoffs Mrs I , who for some completely incomprehensible reason is often loath to accept what I tell her at face value. I can't imagine why. "We shall see, I bet they come here, a bunch of bikers passing by a pub indeed".

But , sure enough, they all started up and rode off , without coming near the pub.

So now Mrs I is convinced that an orange bike indicates a Gay Christian motorcyclist. And sooner or later she will spot a KTM and , making friendly conversation say "Oh so you are one of those Gay Christian motorcyclist. I can tell by your bike". And my work will be done

(I just noticed the preponderance of KTMs and assumed some sort of adventure ride, probably involving sheep, but not pubs. )


Now thats some pretty sharp thinking.
Brilliant