
Originally Posted by
Bass
Had a security round as a second job some years ago. Got loaned a dog one night. Really well trained but got pretty excited in the van.
Farted about every 3 minutes - unbelievably bad!!
Eye watering, tear gas, chemical weapons, Geneva convention bad.
Spent the night driving around holding the door open as far as I could.
Yep, big dogs eating meat, it's almost funny. Almost.
Its diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; its life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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