Man arrested in Hamilton after doing a runner

[Muppet]

Had a security round as a second job some years ago. Got loaned a dog one night. Really well trained but got pretty excited in the van.
Farted about every 3 minutes - unbelievably bad!!
Eye watering, tear gas, chemical weapons, Geneva convention bad.
Spent the night driving around holding the door open as far as I could.

I'll tell you how to get the owner of the dog back. I fed my GSD some pre-cooked sausages that we hadn't used on a bbq. Well, I come in the door at 2 am to be hit in the face by a shitarama!! The poor bugger had diahorrea and had shat all over the house. Thank god we had (and still do) a Vax. Took me me 2 hours but I got rid of it all.

[spudchucka]

In the Army we have escape/evasion exercises with hunter forces and choppers. Usually the Police will turn up to give their dogs a run too. We always get the brief about stopping once you are challenged but when you are in 'flight' mode it's very hard to stop. Guys are always getting bit but it's all fun and games.

Funny thing is that the criminals that have been bit before generally give as soon they get challenged.

[carver]

I wonder what sort of night the Mormon Few had?

we get away with it here...

[SARGE]

In the Army we have escape/evasion exercises with hunter forces and choppers. Usually the Police will turn up to give their dogs a run too. We always get the brief about stopping once you are challenged but when you are in 'flight' mode it's very hard to stop. Guys are always getting bit but it's all fun and games.

we did E&E training once in the Philippines.. they used dogs too ... apparently.. there is no guaranteed way to evade the damn things once they get " on-scent"

i covered myself with THICK smelly mud and laid perfectly still


fucker still got me ..

spent the next week in a mock POW camp nursing bite marks

only way around the damn things is with a well placed 5.56, E-Tool or combat knife.. other than that .. you're dinner

[Gizzit]

Yeah the sharp bits at the front .... can hurt !

And attempting too ... or actually harming/killing a Police dog .... tends to make the Dog Handler .... a bit cross! Not a very smart thing to do ....

[carver]

we did E&E training once in the Philippines.. they used dogs too ... apparently.. there is no guaranteed way to evade the damn things once they get " on-scent"

i covered myself with THICK smelly mud and laid perfectly still


fucker still got me ..

spent the next week in a mock POW camp nursing bite marks

only way around the damn things is with a well placed 5.56, E-Tool or combat knife.. other than that .. you're dinner

how about dropping pepper?

[Gizzit]

how about dropping pepper?

Na ...... that's just gunna get you as sault ed ..... for your trouble

[Patrick]

They like pepper with their steaks.... thigh, calf, arm, shoulder, arse, whatever....

[EJK]

how about dropping pepper?

Doubt it. Dogs nose is powerful enough to smell imported drugs up peoples ass... from distance.

[ManDownUnder]

Police were attempting to stop the man on a motorcycle about midnight on Friday when he sped off, Senior Sergeant Jeff Penno said.

The man reached speeds of more than 150km/h in the industrial area of Pukete but police abandoned the pursuit when it entered a residential area, he said.

Bloody Police etc etc etc nothing better to do yada yada should be catching real bad guys blah blah blah

Poor innocent biker hard done by yada yada yada call the Police Complaints Authority etc etc etc nothing'll get done - pack of bastards anyway.

Your sincerely
KB member name here

Did I miss anything?

[Guided_monkey]

Once the dog's are given the attack command the best thing is to stop and surrender.

Had an exercise where the attacking party thought that putting down CS gas was a good joke (not briefed on use). So none of the defenders had masks.

Well the dog still went through a wall of the stuff and took one of the attackers down....... we laughed (well cried) as the dog handler had to go through and get his dog off.

One happy dog, a very CS'd dog handler and another soldier with bite marks.

Go the puppies.....

[Mikkel]

Doubt it. Dogs nose is powerful enough to smell imported drugs up peoples ass... from distance.

Most incredible thing I've heard of was a labrador drug hound who found a stash of drugs that had been hidden inside the petrol tank of a car. In a air/petrol tight container inside a petrol tank filled with petrol... I just don't get it, how does it work? NMRI? X-rays? Beggars belief!

[Gizzit]

Once the dog's are given the attack command the best thing is to stop and surrender.

..... SNIP .....

Once the Dog Handler has said "Rouse" ...... it's way to late to stop and surrender !! Your arse is dog tucker !!! lol

The time to stop and surrender is while the Dog Handler has still got the dog on the tracking harness, and has told you to stop and surrender !! Once the dog is

released ..... your arse is toast !!!! lol.

[Toot Toot]

And attempting too ... or actually harming/killing a Police dog .... tends to make the Dog Handler .... a bit cross! Not a very smart thing to do ....

No you will end up in jail. It is an offence similar to assaulting a police officer. Also dont bother their horses.. or feed any of the above.

(A) No person shall knowingly cause, or attempt to cause, physical harm to a police dog or horse in either of the following circumstances:

(1) The police dog or horse is assisting a law enforcement officer in the performance of the officer's official duties at the time the physical harm is caused or attempted.

(2) The police dog or horse is not assisting a law enforcement officer in the performance of the officer's official duties at the time the physical harm is caused or attempted, but the offender has actual knowledge that the dog or horse is a police dog or horse.

(B) No person shall recklessly do any of the following:

(1) Taunt, torment, or strike a police dog or horse;

(2) Throw an object or substance at a police dog or horse;

(3) Interfere with or obstruct a police dog or horse, or interfere with or obstruct a law enforcement officer who is being assisted by a police dog or horse, in a manner that does any of the following:

(a) Inhibits or restricts the law enforcement officer's control of the police dog or horse;

(b) Deprives the law enforcement officer of control of the police dog or horse;

(c) Releases the police dog or horse from its area of control;

(d) Enters the area of control of the police dog or horse without the consent of the law enforcement officer, including placing food or any other object or substance into that area;

(e) Inhibits or restricts the ability of the police dog or horse to assist a law enforcement officer.

(4) Engage in any conduct that is likely to cause serious physical injury or death to a police dog or horse;

(5) If the person is the owner, keeper, or harborer of a dog, fail to reasonably restrain the dog from taunting, tormenting, chasing, approaching in a menacing fashion or apparent attitude of attack, or attempting to bite or otherwise endanger a police dog or horse that at the time of the conduct is assisting a law enforcement officer in the performance of the officer's duties or that the person knows is a police dog or horse.

(C) No person shall knowingly cause, or attempt to cause, physical harm to an assistance dog in either of the following circumstances:

(1) The dog is assisting or serving a blind, deaf or hearing impaired, or mobility impaired person at the time the physical harm is caused or attempted.

(2) The dog is not assisting or serving a blind, deaf or hearing impaired, or mobility impaired person at the time the physical harm is caused or attempted, but the offender has actual knowledge that the dog is an assistance dog.

(D) No person shall recklessly do any of the following:

(1) Taunt, torment, or strike an assistance dog;

(2) Throw an object or substance at an assistance dog;

(3) Interfere with or obstruct an assistance dog, or interfere with or obstruct a blind, deaf or hearing impaired, or mobility impaired person who is being assisted or served by an assistance dog, in a manner that does any of the following:

(a) Inhibits or restricts the assisted or served person's control of the dog;

(b) Deprives the assisted or served person of control of the dog;

(c) Releases the dog from its area of control;

(d) Enters the area of control of the dog without the consent of the assisted or served person, including placing food or any other object or substance into that area;

(e) Inhibits or restricts the ability of the dog to assist the assisted or served person.

(4) Engage in any conduct that is likely to cause serious physical injury or death to an assistance dog;

(5) If the person is the owner, keeper, or harborer of a dog, fail to reasonably restrain the dog from taunting, tormenting, chasing, approaching in a menacing fashion or apparent attitude of attack, or attempting to bite or otherwise endanger an assistance dog that at the time of the conduct is assisting or serving a blind, deaf or hearing impaired, or mobility impaired person or that the person knows is an assistance dog.

[Patrick]

Once the dog's are given the attack command the best thing is to stop and surrender.

Had an exercise where the attacking party thought that putting down CS gas was a good joke (not briefed on use). So none of the defenders had masks.

Well the dog still went through a wall of the stuff and took one of the attackers down....... we laughed (well cried) as the dog handler had to go through and get his dog off.

One happy dog, a very CS'd dog handler and another soldier with bite marks.

Go the puppies.....

I heard that dogs are immune to CS... It never bothers them... Pepper spray can be different though, in most occasions... Raging pitbulls are an exception on some occasions....