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    The list grows shorter [gas stations]

    Well after a slight kafluffel at caltex today, i can safely say I will not fill up there again. Unless i don't have a choice.

    The list of stations I dont fill up with

    BP
    Mobil
    Gull
    Caltex


    Guess that only leaves shell (and gas but i dont like orange), with there SHIT efpos systems, that rape the cards.

    Would it kill shell to upgrade there system. Seriously.

    But a big thanks goes out to shell. At shell you don't get treated like a criminal. You can simply go in and get gas. You don't get told "i knew you were a criminal that's why i don't turn on the pumps for you". Don't ever put your pumps on prepay. Please.
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    Meh, my local servos all turn the pump on for me.

    Maybe I look like less of a criminal than you.

    You should probably hope that the gas station you find in the middle of nowhere, with your tank on reserve is a Shell, or you might be in for a long walk.
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    I get the impression that I have missed a (potentially amusing) back story to this, care to fill me in on the prequel to this incident????

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    Gotta watch out with that car mate. It's a real pimp-wagon.

    But I gotta say I love BP. Best service I've had from any station that is in the big city, always tidy, always prompt to let me fill up, and never bitch about helmets/prepay. Drove away from a Shell today after they wouldn't let me fill up, and down the road to the Howick BP. You guys rock.


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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Well after a slight kafluffel at caltex today, i can safely say I will not fill up there again. Unless i don't have a choice.

    The list of stations I dont fill up with

    BP
    Mobil
    Gull
    Caltex


    Guess that only leaves shell (and gas but i dont like orange), with there SHIT efpos systems, that rape the cards.

    Would it kill shell to upgrade there system. Seriously.

    But a big thanks goes out to shell. At shell you don't get treated like a criminal. You can simply go in and get gas. You don't get told "i knew you were a criminal that's why i don't turn on the pumps for you". Don't ever put your pumps on prepay. Please.
    GAS is BP's budget brand, you can use a BP card in a GAS

    Before you end up having to put a sail on your bike to power it, it may be an idea to avoid the petrol stations that gets up your ass rather than the whole brand.
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    Maybe it's not that you look like a criminal, just that your bike looks like such a p.o.s that the pump jockeys doubt you have the money to pay for fuel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Maybe it's not that you look like a criminal, just that your bike looks like such a p.o.s that the pump jockeys doubt you have the money to pay for fuel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    You don't get told "i knew you were a criminal that's why i don't turn on the pumps for you". Don't ever put your pumps on prepay. Please.

    The north island must be such a shit hole.

    The pumps are always on in south island petrol stations.

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    ok think im gettin it now, So north island petrol stations turn the pumps on and off for each sale based on the appearance of the person coming in? fuck that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    The pumps are always on in south island petrol stations.
    All two of them?
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    I've never had a problem at ANY petrol station in AKL and surrounding areas... even to the point where I often don't even bother taking the helmet off these days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magua View Post
    All two of them?
    And that's still one too many.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    The north island must be such a shit hole.

    The pumps are always on in south island petrol stations.
    Yea but I get pissed off with the theme from Deliverance that the 2 south island gas stations play continually

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse View Post
    Yea but I get pissed off with the theme from Deliverance that the 2 south island gas stations play continually
    No, no, no!
    You are getting confused over popular music. Only one of them plays the theme, the other one plays Dueling Banjos.
    Time to ride

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    I guess alot of service stations are fed up with the amount of drive offs they get day to day so therefore they are weary of who it is that is at their bowsers filling up. I guess I shouldn't really call them service stations as at most of them are Petrol Stations as you end up filling your bike or car up yourself with the only service you get is when you pay for it at the counter.

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