Loan me a cruiser today? (Sun 15th March)

**Devil** · 15th March 2009, 09:54

Anyone want to loan me a cruiser today? Pref large capacity (ie, 800cc and above). I'm just in that mood.

My riding credentials:
* Approx 120,000km experience,
* Am over 25.
* Ridden many many bikes from Scooter size, up to Rocket III size. Few harleys in there too.

Would be two up (so must have pillion seat). Can exchange with my KTM 690 Supermoto (however, rider must be at least 25 and fully licenced).

Based on a you break you fix basis (both ways). My bike is insured.

Favourites include Triumph America, Rocket III. But will consider anything.

Based on the shore.

Just want to fart around.

021 414 194 if that's easier.
Anyone about?

**Devil** · 15th March 2009, 09:59

Also enjoy late model Guzzi's. Particularly the Griso...

**Headbanger** · 15th March 2009, 10:56

.............If this works then I want someone's Hayabusa............

**Headbanger** · 15th March 2009, 11:08

I'm also open to the idea of a Ducati....Must be red.

**The Pastor** · 15th March 2009, 11:09

if this works then i want someones missus. must be under 25

**madbikeboy** · 15th March 2009, 12:36

Originally Posted by renegade master

if this works then i want someones missus. must be under 25

Be careful what you wish for, alot of married guys would be willing to give away their wives, let alone swap one for a bike...

**jrandom** · 15th March 2009, 12:45

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

alot of married guys would be willing to give away their wives...

If only it were possible to do so.

Y'know, divorce is a bit like picking your nose.

You try not to do it in public, and sometimes, what you were trying to get rid of remains stuck to your finger no matter how hard you shake and flick.

**mdnzz** · 15th March 2009, 13:56

Originally Posted by jrandom

If only it were possible to do so.

Y'know, divorce is a bit like picking your nose.

You try not to do it in public, and sometimes, what you were trying to get rid of remains stuck to your finger no matter how hard you shake and flick.

you know its easier and less painful if you just find somebody you don't like and buy them a house than to get married

**Headbanger** · 15th March 2009, 14:00

Originally Posted by mdnzz

you know its easier and less painful if you just find somebody you don't like and buy them a house than to get married

Sounds like a good plan,where does the sex come into it?

**dpex** · 15th March 2009, 18:17

Originally Posted by Devil

Anyone want to loan me a cruiser today? Pref large capacity (ie, 800cc and above). I'm just in that mood.

My riding credentials:
* Approx 120,000km experience,
* Am over 25.
* Ridden many many bikes from Scooter size, up to Rocket III size. Few harleys in there too.

Would be two up (so must have pillion seat). Can exchange with my KTM 690 Supermoto (however, rider must be at least 25 and fully licenced).

Based on a you break you fix basis (both ways). My bike is insured.

Favourites include Triumph America, Rocket III. But will consider anything.

Based on the shore.

Just want to fart around.

021 414 194 if that's easier.
Anyone about?

Okay. Team Zimmerframe is a cruiser. Cruises at anything below RL in Top at 120 to 220. Lovely, stable bike. Comfortable seats. Lovely throaty pitch from the Scorpion. Brand new tyres (Mitch-Sport-tecs).

You can use TZ for a weekend...In fact the weekend I'm going hunting and so shan't need the bike.....probably the one after next.

Not insured. I never insure my vehicles on account of I don't crash. But you could get short-term, third party....just get a cover-note.

You see, my attitude is: 'Things', of any sort Bikes, microwaves, pens, condoms...) only achieve their purpose when being used for the purpose they were built. And so, leaving Team Zimmerframe in the shed, while I go hunting means, the bike is not fulflling its purpose. It may as well if someone, like you, would like to make it so.

Hell's teeth. At the end of the day it's just a bike, but a joy to ride.

BTW: Team Zimmer is a YZF 600, with slightly bent crash bungs (track, not road).
If keen, PM me.