Riding with the commitment of a suicide bomber

**madbikeboy** · 20th March 2009, 07:54

Sitting in the cage, waiting to turn left into the main road into Takapuna at the Milford lights. I watched the lights go red on the main drag, watched the light go green for the right turning lane beside me...

And then I hear a sportsbike rev up, and - to be honest, I'm a little in awe of this guys attempt to remove himself from the gene pool - and watch in horror as a Honda CBR in Moviestar colours, dodges, filters past the white Nissan stopped for the red, and races through the red.

The car to my right hit the brakes, as did I to avoid making someone roadkill.

Was he in a rush? No, not really. We followed him for most of Hurstmere road, watching him fidgit with his lid, his jacket, making jerky movements all over the road.

So, no comment or judgement from me at all, if you want to be roadkill, you're adequately equipped - no brains, no attention, and best of all, jeans and trainers.

The first two digits of your plate are 23, if you're in any doubt that I might be talking about someone else. Fucktard.

**Burtha** · 20th March 2009, 07:59

the intelligence of a mushroom or too much P before breakfast?

**Katman** · 20th March 2009, 08:05

Ahhh, they make you proud, don't they?

**breakaway** · 20th March 2009, 08:38

Bloody motorcyclists!

**Cynos** · 20th March 2009, 09:38

These are the riders that car drivers stereotype us on. >_<

**klingon** · 20th March 2009, 09:40

So did you report him? I would have. An embarrassment to the species.

**madbikeboy** · 20th March 2009, 10:27

Originally Posted by klingon

So did you report him? I would have. An embarrassment to the species.

No, I figure he needs to work it out for himself.

**klingon** · 20th March 2009, 12:30

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

No, I figure he needs to work it out for himself.

Fair enough - as long as he doesn't take someone else with him. Cars might be ok (at least he would be worse off than them) but pedestrians, cyclists and other motorcyclists may be less lucky.

I'm not quick to report dangerous driving, but I think this incident would have prompted me to call *555 and have the 'authorities' keeping a close eye on him.

**madbikeboy** · 20th March 2009, 12:32

Originally Posted by klingon

Fair enough - as long as he doesn't take someone else with him. Cars might be ok (at least he would be worse off than them) but pedestrians, cyclists and other motorcyclists may be less lucky.

I'm not quick to report dangerous driving, but I think this incident would have prompted me to call *555 and have the 'authorities' keeping a close eye on him.

Fair call.

Hmm. Someone on this site will know him, have a chat with the lad, okay?

**klingon** · 20th March 2009, 12:42

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Fair call.

Hmm. Someone on this site will know him, have a chat with the lad, okay?

Yeah. Convince him to mend his ways before klingon gets hold of him and is less forgiving than MBB!

**xwhatsit** · 20th March 2009, 13:06

He buys his own Gene-O-Kleen in an economy value pack then?

**more_fasterer** · 20th March 2009, 13:17

Well done that man!

We need more people like him scaring the wees* out of the senile residents of milford so that when us ATGATT, law-abiding squids ride through the main drag they'll shuffle off the zebra crossing whispering "he's a bad-arse biker, he is" as quietly as their hearing aids will allow!

P/T

*why do old people always smell like wees?