Spice up your commute...
...by loosing the front wheel going around a left hand corner at about 50 km/h.
Between a motard and proper riding gear it's a curious, and hardly painful at all, experience somewhere between sliding and flying. Also, the sparks that a sliding motorcycle makes are rather pretty.
Yay for motards - they crash well.
Yay for pre-crashed leathers - they are used to the treatment.
Yay for fat white stripes - they will remind you of how big an idiot you are.
Not even the cop bothered to stop while I was parked up rather oddly on a grassy area between the dual carriageways.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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