My new hobby

[tigertim20]

followed a guy on a scooter yesterday, through the middle on dunedin on the one way syste,, at rush hour, who was fuckin TEXTING while he was riding, zigzagging all over his lane, and going between 30 and 35km/hr, looks up,realises hes fallen behind the car ahead, accelerates then slows down again. I was behind him on the TZR. When he pulled up at the lights beside him, I prompltly grabbed the phone out of his hand and chucked it onto the grass verge on the side of the road opposite the captain cook tavern, then took off as I got the green. The look on hos face was priceless!! He looked sooo MAD!! but fuckit, I probably saved the little assholes life

[Slyer]

Good fucking work!

[PuppetMaster]

there is even a way to report "A slow driver holding up traffic and not making allowance for others to pass"

If only Id known. On the weekend there was this drugged out dredlocked hippy guy in a white honda integra that myself and 400 hundered other cars got stuck behind from Wanganui to the Haywards, he did 80kph the whole way. I passed him twice (had to stop and get gas). There was so much traffic and we were going so slow I thought there must have been a crash, but no, just a hippy.

[LBD]

I passed him twice (had to stop and get gas).

however if you did not need to take your helmet of at the servo you would have got back on the road still ahead of him...

[Jdogg]

*555 is programed into my phone, cuz man we have sum dumbass drivers and riders down this way......Speed kills and so do dumb moves,

You need to program it into your phone....

[Kemet]

* 5 5 5
1 2 3 4 buttons

Contacts R down down down down down down .......
lots of buttons

Contacts down down down down down down down down

Lots of buttons

hmmmm.... is it really worth the time to save in your phones' contacts list???

[Jonno.]

Speed dial. It's the way of the future

[Slyer]

My phone is set to auto dial 555 from voice recognition whenever I yell "You fucking wanker!"

[dpex]

Everyone who goes slower than me is a MORON
Everyone who goes faster than me is a LUNATIC


.... there sure are a lot of morons around at the moment

That's a bloody good quote. I can relate to that. Maybe we need counselling. :--))

[dpex]

followed a guy on a scooter yesterday, through the middle on dunedin on the one way syste,, at rush hour, who was fuckin TEXTING while he was riding, zigzagging all over his lane, and going between 30 and 35km/hr, looks up,realises hes fallen behind the car ahead, accelerates then slows down again. I was behind him on the TZR. When he pulled up at the lights beside him, I prompltly grabbed the phone out of his hand and chucked it onto the grass verge on the side of the road opposite the captain cook tavern, then took off as I got the green. The look on hos face was priceless!! He looked sooo MAD!! but fuckit, I probably saved the little assholes life

Good on you. You should have given him the biff with your foot and pushed him off.

[Dean]

Whats wrong with lane splitting?

Just got to ask, why do most riders lane split. I just wait behind the cars in traffic, just as they have to wait. Is it because some are impatient ( no offense meant) or because of the balance at near stationary speed.
Doesent really hurt to wait at a line of traffic at the lights, does it?

[Taz]

What a narc......

[Monolith NZ]

What a narc......

I hope your not serious.

[Cynic]

Just got to ask, why do most riders lane split. I just wait behind the cars in traffic, just as they have to wait. Is it because some are impatient ( no offense meant) or because of the balance at near stationary speed.
Doesent really hurt to wait at a line of traffic at the lights, does it?

It all depends on how far away the traffic lights are from where you are in the queue... I used to save about an hour and a half a day in Wellington splitting the Hutt Rd and motorway... That is basically a day of work a week.. Did that for 3 years. Quite a saving when you think about it. No point in Chch, the city isn't as wide as the queue in Welly is long

[peasea]

There was this copper who did a u-turn in the Buller Gorge...................