Losing your soulmate...

[Gremlin]

I can't compete

You don't have to... there's an eobe sized hole right here: > <

HTFU - it's only a motorcycle.

You have obviously not ridden one (ok, I think you have ridden an sm, but it was stock... you haven't been smacked upside the head by a modified one). I'd take your buell away, and all your test bikes... then we'll see how long you last. Ok, so I'm able to ride a hornet, but we're talking about you here

You could always upgrade to my Superduke R...for sale at a very reasonable price...but there's no way I'd part with my KTM toaster

upgrade? pah, fun it be, but it can't behave for even 1% of the time... I think mine can. The toaster would definitely add value to a dmntd-ridden bike Not to mention the SM wheelies at 10-15kph, and its happy going bush

She cheated on you here......

Thats ok... you couldn't give her the true riding she really needed... thats why she stayed with me... and your ducati fell apart in a sulk

[Big Dave]

Jack Nicholson: You can't handle the test bikes.

[Gremlin]

pah, I sent a KTM down the road, I'm sure I can send anything down the road...

giz a go mister!

[scumdog]

Pfft!

If it had been a Harley I would have understood but a KTM???

[CookMySock]

Moderators!!!! .... Tissues! - Where are the tissues!

Us dirty sluts have used all the tissues, sorry. oh oh oh oh OHHHH!!!

Steve

[DarkLord]

Funny how a bike almost becomes a member of the family, isn't it?

I was an inconsolable mess when my first baby left me through a bit of a seperation. She went off on her own, leaving me able to do nothing but watch her speed towards her own destruction.

I knew she was gone for good. A new friend entered my life shortly afterwards, whom I struggled to connect with and adapt to, but as time continued on I was well and truly won over, and we are still together to this day, inseperable, however I know how to treat my friend now so that the same will not happen again.

Hope your parts arrive soon.

[oldrider]

Evidently you haven't ridden a KTM... I've ridden a Triumph... Very very nice engine... umm... My mummy taught me that if I haven't anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all.

No I haven't and you are right about the engine!

Say hello to your mother, she sounds a nice lady. Cheers, John.

[Sharry]

Good god mate you nearly got me there as well

I know what ya mean though, I have only one friend who will let me wash her rear end, sit on her daily and and extract bodily fluids from her underbelly.
Tis a sad time when we have to entrust another to care for our best friend.

She doesn't mind how far we travel or how late we are out. And she doesn't get back at me when I admire the exhust pipe of another

But if the Katoom is your soulmate then what is the black magic??

And eobe please don't go away again

[Devil]

pah, I sent a KTM down the road, I'm sure I can send anything down the road...

You have already haven't you?

You're an abusive partner!

Wifebeater!

[Gremlin]

If it had been a Harley I would have understood but a KTM???

While the words reliablility and performance may seem made up to you... they really do exist, and so fantastic to have!

But if the Katoom is your soulmate then what is the black magic??

And eobe please don't go away again

Black magic? I assume you are referring to the work hack? I'm sure eobe understands...

You have already haven't you?

You're an abusive partner!

You try riding it long distance... you'll walk away with a better walk than a cowboy Its abused me plenty back

[Sharry]

Black magic? I assume you are referring to the work hack?
I'm sure eobe understands...

I sure am referring to that beautifull black stallion that is standing in for the mighty katoom. It must have a place in your massive heart?


I want to make sure eobe does not leave you on your own again with your Mills and Boons thoughts

[Mrs Busa Pete]

p Each time one leaves your life it is like a part of you has been brutally ripped of. But strangley soon another one will fill the void. And as you have learnt more about what you are really on the look for, the next one will be even more special.

And the girls wonder why we spend so much time in the garage...

So what happens when she leaves and a chick then moves in on her. Does she become a lesbian or does she just change sex. Ow what a quandrie

[McJim]

It's amazing how the barrel frame of a Scotsman makes a Katoom look like a normal bike!

Aha - gijoe1313 likens McJim to a barrel....remind you of a dialogue between a pot and kettle perchance?

[keithbuckby]

my baby is out of action for a week or two, missing her heaps! I have to talk to my wife!!!!!!! lol

[gijoe1313]

Aha - gijoe1313 likens McJim to a barrel....remind you of a dialogue between a pot and kettle perchance?

I'm a wee chinaman compared to the beastie likes of you, ye canny scotsman! Gremlin and you consumed vast amounts of cowhide to make your leathers ... as for that poor Duchess of yours, I dinnae know ow' she kin take it!