Idiots are still breeding

**mister.koz** · 25th March 2009, 22:05

Just over a week ago i was sitting at startbucks for a date with a chick i hadn't met before.

My baby is parked across the road in the convenient bike parks in plain view so i can marvel at her green splendor.

Over the next couple of hours yarning away i noticed the odd person taking a closer look at my bike with those "kid at christmas" eyes and of course i am proud as hell about it.

At one point 3 guys, one with frizzy blond hair have a look and say a whole lot of "holy crap thats cool" noises and then walk across the road, jump in their ute and proceed to back across the road and straight through the bike park, vaulting the scooter that was all of a foot away from my bike from the road to the pavement

My heart misses a beat and i start working out how long it would take me to club 3 guys to death with a flimsy cafe chair, at the same time wondering what this chick will think of me while i am covered in some poor fools blood...

A few seconds later the guy drives straight back into his park and the 3 get out of the car and head over to the scooter.

My heartbeat goes back to normal as i see the green beast still in the same position without a mark on her... i could have cried... and not those little weepy tears either, i am talking "seeing mum at the airport after being in a hijacked plane" tears. But i kept my cool and told the chick i was with that i was "a little tense for a moment there".

The guys stand around looking really nervous for a little bit and then one of them runs off to the ute and writes his details (assumption) on a bit of paper as his other mates pick up the scooter (which barely had a mark on it i thought) and put it back in its park. The guy puts the bit of paper in the foot tray of the scooter and they all jump in the ute and head off.

About an hour later (this chick was really good company) a kid walks over to his scooter with a confused look as its parked differently finds the bit of paper, looks his scooter over, shrugs and heads off with the same high pitched squeal and slight rubbing noise he arrived with.

SERIOUSLY who backs straight across the road into a motorbike park.... what the hell is wrong with people?

**Blackshear** · 25th March 2009, 22:08

Originally Posted by mister.koz

Just over a week ago i was sitting at startbucks for a date with a chick i hadn't met before.

My baby is parked across the road in the convenient bike parks in plain view so i can marvel at her green splendor.

Over the next couple of hours yarning away i noticed the odd person taking a closer look at my bike with those "kid at christmas" eyes and of course i am proud as hell about it.

At one point 3 guys, one with frizzy blond hair have a look and say a whole lot of "holy crap thats cool" noises and then walk across the road, jump in their ute and proceed to back across the road and straight through the bike park, vaulting the scooter that was all of a foot away from my bike from the road to the pavement

My heart misses a beat and i start working out how long it would take me to club 3 guys to death with a flimsy cafe chair, at the same time wondering what this chick will think of me while i am covered in some poor fools blood...

A few seconds later the guy drives straight back into his park and the 3 get out of the car and head over to the scooter.

My heartbeat goes back to normal as i see the green beast still in the same position without a mark on her... i could have cried... and not those little weepy tears either, i am talking "seeing mum at the airport after being in a hijacked plane" tears. But i kept my cool and told the chick i was with that i was "a little tense for a moment there".

The guys stand around looking really nervous for a little bit and then one of them runs off to the ute and writes his details (assumption) on a bit of paper as his other mates pick up the scooter (which barely had a mark on it i thought) and put it back in its park. The guy puts the bit of paper in the foot tray of the scooter and they all jump in the ute and head off.

About an hour later (this chick was really good company) a kid walks over to his scooter with a confused look as its parked differently finds the bit of paper, looks his scooter over, shrugs and heads off with the same high pitched squeal and slight rubbing noise he arrived with.

SERIOUSLY who backs straight across the road into a motorbike park.... what the hell is wrong with people?

Could just as easily have been someones baby. Or a fleshling!
Hopefully they'll carry that extra spoonful of cautiousness with them for a wee-while.

**mister.koz** · 25th March 2009, 22:14

Originally Posted by Blackshear

Could just as easily have been someones baby. Or a fleshling!
Hopefully they'll carry that extra spoonful of cautiousness with them for a wee-while.

I couldn't believe it aye... just hope the next thing they hit is a wall, less forgiving than some kid's scooter who isn't to be seen.

**Insanity_rules** · 25th March 2009, 22:15

Thats absolutely nuts. You guys sure do get some mensa candidates up your way.

**mister.koz** · 25th March 2009, 22:17

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Thats absolutely nuts. You guys sure do get some mensa candidates where you are.

They are everywhere... real good brakes and better throttle, saves me from them on the open road...

**Mully** · 26th March 2009, 07:54

Blah, blah scooter.

Get to the point; did you give the girl one???

**mister.koz** · 26th March 2009, 08:38

Originally Posted by Mully

Blah, blah scooter.

Get to the point; did you give the girl one???

Ha, a gentleman never tells

I will never confirm nor deny those malicious rumours.

**mujambee** · 26th March 2009, 08:47

Originally Posted by mister.koz

The guys stand around looking really nervous for a little bit and then one of them runs off to the ute and writes his details (assumption) on a bit of paper as his other mates pick up the scooter (which barely had a mark on it i thought) and put it back in its park. The guy puts the bit of paper in the foot tray of the scooter and they all jump in the ute and head off.

At least they left a note. Not one in a million would do that over here

**mister.koz** · 26th March 2009, 08:48

Originally Posted by mujambee

At least they left a note. Not one in a million would do that over here

yeah you got a point, i was surprised they didn't just drive off!

**Tank** · 26th March 2009, 09:35

Originally Posted by Mully

Blah, blah scooter.

Get to the point; did you give the girl one???

Originally Posted by mister.koz

Ha, a gentleman never tells

That wound be a NO then huh?

**mister.koz** · 26th March 2009, 09:39

Originally Posted by Tank

That wound be a NO then huh?

My world, not yours dude.

**Karl@Alpha** · 26th March 2009, 09:42

Had some tosser park his mummy bus within an inch of my then 6 hour old Triumph.
"Bit close"
"I know what I'm doing, shouldnt have parked there if ya worryd about it anyway"
"Well maybe, but its $18k to replace it and what with the CCTV gear everywhere it could have been an expensive day out"
He did call me nasty names he did!
Could have hurt my feelings if A: I had any, or B: cared what others thought.
Sound like the bike gods where looking after you that day though.

**Patrick** · 26th March 2009, 09:42

Originally Posted by mujambee

At least they left a note. Not one in a million would do that over here

Originally Posted by mister.koz

yeah you got a point, i was surprised they didn't just drive off!

Note probably said, "Your bike fell over."

No truth, no name, no rego....

You (the O.P) should have grabbed the rego.... just in case.....

**mister.koz** · 26th March 2009, 09:49

Originally Posted by Karl@Alpha

Had some tosser park his mummy bus within an inch of my then 6 hour old Triumph.
"Bit close"
"I know what I'm doing, shouldnt have parked there if ya worryd about it anyway"
"Well maybe, but its $18k to replace it and what with the CCTV gear everywhere it could have been an expensive day out"
He did call me nasty names he did!
Could have hurt my feelings if A: I had any, or B: cared what others thought.
Sound like the bike gods where looking after you that day though.

I have sacrificed allot of rubber to the bike gods, to appease the debt i feel for saving my bike!

People can be idiots aye... where's the empathy?

Originally Posted by Patrick

Note probably said, "Your bike fell over."

No truth, no name, no rego....

You (the O.P) should have grabbed the rego.... just in case.....

On a normal day i would have walked over there and taken their details myself as well as the rego, but it all happened so fast and i was still in shock from the fear of having my bike in bits!

**mujambee** · 26th March 2009, 09:54

Originally Posted by mister.koz

On a normal day i would have walked over there and taken their details myself as well as the rego, but it all happened so fast and i was still in shock from the fear of having my bike in bits!

Surely the girl had nothing to do with your frame of mind