North Island invasion of South Island

[marks]

right them farting words...

I am not a man to be challenged lightly to a farting competition

at least we not pussys to sleep in a old girls house.......

I have no shame
this pussy likes a warm walk to the toilet at 2am
and I hate, absolutely hate, a cold breeze blowing through a shower stall while I'm trying to dry myself

so yeehah for old nurses

[JATZ]

do we need guns in reefton? I's never been there...but is there like banjo players and dudes living in huts in the woods?

Nah mate, they're quite friendly and hospitable. Just don't make any sudden movements or loud noises

[junkmanjoe]

fart i might need that cork marks. the locals will hear me.
hunt me down,and get on the piss with us.....
he looks like my granddad..

[MyGSXF:Me]

Yup

woohoo!!

bring tequila and joes sleeping bag after you finish the cigarette.

Do you still want Joe in it....... & then there was 4...

[junkmanjoe]

hay fluk off, my sheep will get cold...
barrbabra is cuming as well.....

[junkmanjoe]

I have no shame
this pussy likes a warm walk to the toilet at 2am
and I hate, absolutely hate, a cold breeze blowing through a shower stall while I'm trying to dry myself

so yeehah for old nurses

do you have to get up and emty your piss bag, ya old man.
so thats why you staying in a nurses home......

[NordieBoy]

You me & zerax.

Zerax is only a little'un. He could curl up on the mat by the door

[Paladin]

I don't know, I disappear for a few hours sortin out the virus/trojan infested computer that is my mothers laptop and this place goes all to hell: farting, orgies in a KTM sleeping bag, piss bag insults, blow up sheep ............ I'm obviously way too sensible to be hanging out with you mongrels!

NOT!!!!!

[junkmanjoe]

fuk that sounds so funny....

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I have updated the first post to include route maps showing recent changes

[junkmanjoe]

cheers mate u da man

[XF650]

hay fluk off, my sheep will get cold...
barrbabra is cuming as well.....

I was on a farm at Tarras today where they were artificially inseminating sheep. Joe would have been right in his element.......

[Paladin]

I was on a farm at Tarras today where they were artificially inseminating sheep. Joe would have been right in his element.......

Don't be givin him ideas, I gotta share a cabin with him for 3 nites!!!!

Ewwwwww!!!

(exactly LOL!)

[junkmanjoe]

at least im getting a bit.....

[Paladin]

at least im getting a bit.....

I had a bit recently, it was a bit dodgy & put me off for a while!



Hopefully I don't need any....