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    Smile F*@#kn prick!

    went to fill the bike up yesterday there was a que of 2-3 cars at each pump so i wait for my turn to come and park resonably close to the pump just as i do a cage stops behind me a few cm away from my number plate . im normaly a quiet person so ignord it filled up bike went to pay. look out the window to see the prick leaning on my bike to get to the pump when i went back to my bike the asshole said in a verry rude way that i should be more considerate next time and move it away so that other people dont have to wait . again being quiet i said whatever and started the bike he turns around and starts tryn to give me a leqture . by this time id had enuf so i told him he better f@#kn shut his mouth or ill smash his face in for touching my bike. his wife who was in the car wound up the windows and locked the doors and the guy walked in a hurried manner out of my way it was bloody halerious


    just quietly wouldnt have the guts 2 follow up on it tho

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    Next time just growl....then quietly say... if I move my fucken bike they will say I am doing a runner... now behave !!! and look after wifey... grrrr.

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    Thats ok... bikers are assholes too. My then Fiancee Lis was on the last Coast to Coast with me. Everyone was filling up at Woodville, we lined up, me next to the pump and her outboard of me so we could use the one pump and pay once. I filled, passed the pump to her and moved my bike away. Went inside to pay and turned around when I heard everyone swearing. Her bike was on the ground and she was bitching and trying to pick it up. I raced out to help and she stormed inside swearing about a fat ass - I assumed she meant the bike. After a minute she calmed enough to explain a F*&Kwit on a panneired bike had tried to push up the inside of her while she was still filling and dumped her Ninja on its side. No apology, no help righting it and no checking to see if all was ok.

    By then he'd bailed, lucky him as the rest of the Ashurst bikes showed up and they were pissed with what they heard!
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    Dude you are gunna need a much bigger bike penis [a keeway????] to initialize respect and expect to follow through.
    Harden up and buy a real bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by slydesigns View Post
    Thats ok... bikers are assholes too. My then Fiancee Lis was on the last Coast to Coast with me. Everyone was filling up at Woodville, we lined up, me next to the pump and her outboard of me so we could use the one pump and pay once. I filled, passed the pump to her and moved my bike away. Went inside to pay and turned around when I heard everyone swearing. Her bike was on the ground and she was bitching and trying to pick it up. I raced out to help and she stormed inside swearing about a fat ass - I assumed she meant the bike. After a minute she calmed enough to explain a F*&Kwit on a panneired bike had tried to push up the inside of her while she was still filling and dumped her Ninja on its side. No apology, no help righting it and no checking to see if all was ok.

    By then he'd bailed, lucky him as the rest of the Ashurst bikes showed up and they were pissed with what they heard!
    shit hope bikes ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Dude you are gunna need a much bigger bike penis [a keeway????] to initialize respect and expect to follow through.
    Harden up and buy a real bike
    hey still on my learners i like by bike nothing rong with it (exept when you want to go fast )

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    Put your helmet calmly on the ground, unzip your jacket (if applicable), take off gloves and place neatly beside the helmet, and ask him to touch your bike again...
    Don't care if it's a Desmosedici, or a complete farm shitter... YA DUNNAY TOUCH IT!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Put your helmet calmly on the ground, unzip your jacket (if applicable), take off gloves and place neatly beside the helmet, and ask him to touch your bike again...
    Don't care if it's a Desmosedici, or a complete farm shitter... YA DUNNAY TOUCH IT!
    Surely if you wanted to get in a fight, you'd keep at least your gloves on? Hard knuckles FTW!!
    Motorcycling is like life - it's about the journey, not the destination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Put your helmet calmly on the ground, unzip your jacket (if applicable), take off gloves and place neatly beside the helmet, and ask him to touch your bike again...
    Don't care if it's a Desmosedici, or a complete farm shitter... YA DUNNAY TOUCH IT!
    I would have taken the sucker on!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by musicman View Post
    Surely if you wanted to get in a fight, you'd keep at least your gloves on? Hard knuckles FTW!!
    My knuckle things are like soft CF... Doesn't quite work ha ha.
    Hopefully a grab on their collar, knee to the gut, then elbow to the jaw... Worked once, but only because I was so lucky to pull it off ha ha.

    Maybe I should invest in hard knuckled gloves, so I don't need an elbow
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    I'm in total agreement with the "don't touch the fucking bike" sentiments.

    On the other hand it's polite to move your bike if there's a space in front of the shop and it's a busy station. It will reduce the likelyhood of having to smash some prick who's knocked your bike over so it's a win-win. Like all things biking it's better to avoid being the situation in the first place.

    I usually move my bike with my helmet off so there's no doubt about me riding off with a tank of gas and not once has anyone ever said anything about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketgal68 View Post
    I would have taken the sucker on!!!!!
    You'd make him cry

    Can't blardy sleep
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_boy View Post
    the asshole said in a verry rude way that i should be more considerate next time and move it away so that other people dont have to wait . :[/SIZE]

    LOL, I like this bit. Freakin hypocrite...
    Imagine if he jumped in his car to move it out of the way?
    I know at some servos he would get a brick through the glass of his cage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    You'd make him cry

    Can't blardy sleep
    psml... to f...ken right... which one... tho. lol


    sleep is for the weak... or the one that wants to rock the day...!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickbuck View Post
    LOL, I like this bit. Freakin hypocrite...
    Imagine if he jumped in his car to move it out of the way?
    I know at some servos he would get a brick through the glass of his cage.
    ye my point too..tell the nob to remember we ain't all perfect.

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