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    a MOUSE!!!!!
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    North Korea denied testing a nuclear weapon yesterday despite the West having damning proof the Magnitude 24 shock mave was located about 25 meters beneath PyongYang.

    In other news, the Western Architects say they have a lot to learn from the Architects that designed the PyonYang Army Officers Mess
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    Ha ha - I put raxitives in your lice!
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    The motorbike theft gang struck the Armed Riders Section Squad in a split-second daring simultaneous move that left the troops up in the air about what to do next...
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    Officer (yelling): - NO! NO! I said to form up in ONE line...
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    Jump starting practice.


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    Beanz Meanz Fartz

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    Chinese Imperial Flying Army Takes Off...

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    The chinese formation riding squad was startled to discover how quickly their chinese made GN250's fell apart when 2 Harley Davidsons cruised past.

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    Whoeva touch ground first... No rice for you !!!

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    Olympic gymnasts who fail to achieve a gold medal are reassigned to the army.
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    I seem to recall something about if every Chinese person jumped at the same time it would cause and earthquake.

    They might be conducting seismic tests.
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    And when you get up there, switch to the 'V' formation."
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    Kim Jong Il says..... JUMP!


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