Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Dethklok... heh.
Metallica, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash...... the list goes on.
What you have in your heart will be revealed through what you have in your life.
If things are going badly in our circumstances, the answer to what is happening to us outwardly is more often than not found in the mirror.
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"I'm on the road again"
I usually chant my city traffic mantra:
NoNoNoNoFuckwitNoNoIdiotNoUseYourFuckingEyesNoNoNo PickALaneAnyLaneFFSNoNoNoYouSuckNoNoSoSlowNo... etc.
I find I usually arrive refreshed at my destination after approximately 30 minutes of chanting it.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Humm, sing,tunes ??????
I'm too busy keeping the old girl under control![]()
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
I've had the theme from the old spacies game "Moon Patrol" when I ride down SH22 ...
"I'm a little teapot" when I am waiting at the lights and doing the actions ...
"Ride of the Valkyries" for those inspiration hill rides ...
"It's the final countdown" during those turbulent moments ...
"Remember you're a Womble" pootling along a nice bit of shore ...
"Ave Maria" coming onto a majestic view of God's own ...
"She'll be coming around the mountain" around the Forgotten Highway ...
"Imperial March" when riding in a large group ...
... ahh, the music dial in my head is completely eclectic and flicks on to whatever happens to be next in queue when I am bop bop bopping along!![]()
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
If I'm in a "I love the v-twin rumble state" then I like to hum Pinky Floyd's "Shine on you crazy diamond", otherwise it's like 98tls says, let the machine do the music for you !!!!
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
My bike is completely inaudible over the wind noise at cruising speed, so not an option.![]()
If I don't have my MP3 on then it's usually Rocky, but I like to sing my own stupendous lyrical creations along to the theme tune, must remember to stop when at traffic lights thoget some funny looks....
ummm...concentration on the road, traffic, weather conditions etc is what we are supposed to be upto...isn't it? Distractions like songs rattling round in ya brain are the last thing you need.![]()
NZ Highway Patrol's Road Safety Campaign....
Get Bikes off the Road at All Costs!
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
I like to think that I am singing like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-KiGva9dV4
But I know that I can't.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
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