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    So I was carrying my 3 pizzas on the tank...

    When some crazy wench tried to t-bone me turning into the petrol station in Birkenhead...
    DIDN'T DROP MY 3 PIZZAS OR MY FREE BOTTLE OF COKE!!! Ha ha, man I feel pretty proud.

    Also the third time I've had to ride onto a footpath to avoid an accident so far

    What'd ya'll have for dinner?
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Roasted lamb rumps, with spuds, kumera, pumpkin and peas, lashings of gravey. Bloody beautiful too even if I say so myself.

    Friggen lucky you saved those pizza's mate, imagine the mess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Roasted lamb rumps, with spuds, kumera, pumpkin and peas, lashings of gravey. Bloody beautiful too even if I say so myself.

    Friggen lucky you saved those pizza's mate, imagine the mess
    Wish I had that instead
    I've dropped a pizza before, oh gosh the mess almost put me off for life

    Damnit.
    I want gravy and spuds....
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    When some crazy wench tried to t-bone me turning into the petrol station in Birkenhead...
    DIDN'T DROP MY 3 PIZZAS OR MY FREE BOTTLE OF COKE!!! Ha ha, man I feel pretty proud.

    Also the third time I've had to ride onto a footpath to avoid an accident so far

    What'd ya'll have for dinner?
    furburger with extra cheese whizz and a side order of crabs. mmmm yummy

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    I had last nights left overs, broke up with the mrs so she wasn't cooking me dinner was she....

    Good work on saving the pizza, hope you stopped and abused the driver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Wish I had that instead
    I've dropped a pizza before, oh gosh the mess almost put me off for life

    Damnit.
    I want gravy and spuds....
    Leftovers? Learn to cook it? This meal took 1.5 hours from peeling to eating Was yummy too

    Footpaths are useful alternative roads sometimes though, you showed good skills, you could cook the spuds and gravey meal easy peasy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    furburger with extra cheese whizz and a side order of crabs. mmmm yummy
    Furburger, cheese whizz and crabs?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    I had last nights left overs, broke up with the mrs so she wasn't cooking me dinner was she....

    Good work on saving the pizza, hope you stopped and abused the driver?
    Naw. She looked pretty fucking horrified while I was stopped on the footpath. Hands in face, frozen in time kinda deal.
    I was, after all, hungry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Leftovers? Learn to cook it? This meal took 1.5 hours from peeling to eating Was yummy too

    Footpaths are useful alternative roads sometimes though, you showed good skills, you could cook the spuds and gravey meal easy peasy
    The most demanding meal I have cooked to date is home-made pizza. My own base, sauce base and the like.

    But goddamnit I AM having spuds and gravy tomorrow!
    The wait is worth good, filling food

    Ja, footpaths almost safe havens, given you can get to them!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    But goddamnit I AM having spuds and gravy tomorrow!
    The wait is worth good, filling food

    Ja, footpaths almost safe havens, given you can get to them!
    Most of the cooking time involved sitting reading a book, sipping wine too.

    Mind pedestrians is my advice. That and a friggen big air horn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Roasted lamb rumps, with spuds, kumera, pumpkin and peas, lashings of gravey. Bloody beautiful too even if I say so myself.
    YUMMY!!
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    Friggen lucky you saved those pizza's mate, imagine the mess
    Imagine the hunger levels!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Most of the cooking time involved sitting reading a book, sipping wine too.

    Mind pedestrians is my advice. That and a friggen big air horn!
    I took off my musical on, because:

    A). It was mounted on my radiator, so one crash, goodbye radiator :LOL:
    B). The relay started short circuiting in light rain
    C). I have too much damn fun tooting it all the time and it flattens your battery

    But I still have a soft spot for a stebel nautilus...
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    I took off my musical on, because:

    A). It was mounted on my radiator, so one crash, goodbye radiator :LOL:
    B). The relay started short circuiting in light rain
    C). I have too much damn fun tooting it all the time and it flattens your battery

    But I still have a soft spot for a stebel nautilus...
    Stebel horns rock
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    Before i compliment you on the save......what was on the pizza and where did it come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    When some crazy wench tried to t-bone me turning into the petrol station in Birkenhead...
    DIDN'T DROP MY 3 PIZZAS OR MY FREE BOTTLE OF COKE!!! Ha ha, man I feel pretty proud.

    Also the third time I've had to ride onto a footpath to avoid an accident so far

    What'd ya'll have for dinner?
    So to avoid crazy wenches... avoid... petrol stations.... ???
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeejunkie View Post
    Before i compliment you on the save......what was on the pizza and where did it come from?
    I feel as if telling you will make you think less of me
    Uhm, Dominoeeees Pizzaaaaa.
    Tony Pepperoni, Mr.Wedges and my complimentary just cheese.
    Tony pepperoni was mine
    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    So to avoid crazy wenches... avoid... petrol stations.... ???
    YES!
    Or even better yet, avoid people who need gas if you can see that far forward.
    Oh oh, and people who pull to the side 'to let you in front'. Half the time they're just kidding
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Uhm, Dominoeeees Pizzaaaaa.
    Tony Pepperoni, Mr.Wedges and my complimentary just cheese.
    Tony pepperoni was mine
    mmmmm, Mr. Wedges, yum

    well done on saving the dinner
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