Caption contest at Coroglen Tavern

**greminn** · 13th April 2009, 18:25

I still donut know what you win...

**Katman** · 13th April 2009, 18:27

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

**AD345** · 13th April 2009, 18:27

Attempts to perfect the "KB Wave" hit a new low....

**nico** · 13th April 2009, 18:30

keep drinking ull get a free ride home, the long way!

**Katman** · 13th April 2009, 18:47

My second choice.

'If a picture paints a thousand words.............?'

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th April 2009, 08:55

Sweet! I got off on a technicality...I'm riding, not driving...
Disclaimer: Drink driving or riding not condoned.

**Tubbsy** · 14th April 2009, 12:20

"Drunk Mick flicks a 'she'll be right' sign at the lads before jumping on his bike to ride over the other side of the road and stop in the newly allocated parking"

**UberRhys** · 14th April 2009, 12:34

"The Coroglen Tavern, famous for a quick pint before going to work"

or...

"The Coroglen Tavern, why drink while driving when you can stop and relax"

**Mystic13** · 14th April 2009, 12:38

Local lad shows the style he used to win the world "Air Harp" competition. Next year he plans to defend his title and enter the "Air Banjo" competition. When asked why he'd chosen to enter these contests over the more widely known "Air Guitar" he commented that "Any drunk motorcyclist can do air guitar. Besides, there were a lot less entrants in the "Air Harp Worlds".

**Mystic13** · 14th April 2009, 12:39

"How to play a woman like a fiddle.... now if only I had a woman"

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th April 2009, 12:41

Well, you see, it was like this. I had one on this thumb and one on THIS thumb....

**Mystic13** · 14th April 2009, 12:43

"so this is how I hold a woman and kiss her"

A local lady viewing rated the embrace and kiss a "2". This could explain the lack of woman in his life.

**Mystic13** · 14th April 2009, 12:47

A drunk dances the full Swan Lake Ballet and later comments that he used to do it better when he was younger. Clearly the consumption of alcohol or wearing motorcycle gear hadn't hindered the performance.

**Mystic13** · 14th April 2009, 12:51

After hopping off his Harley with Ape Hangers Jack found he couldn't bend his arms or close hist hand. So this meant firstly he couldn't hold a beer and if he could he couldn't bring it to his mouth. The locals in amusement put glasses of beer to his lips and watched him drink like a lizard. You have to help a mate when he's in trouble was what they said till he let them know he needed to go to the bathroom. Sharon asked for the guys present whether he wanted to number "1's" or "2's". Sharon was delighted that she wasn't allowed in the mens.

So it's hold'n'shake or wipe time.