Luckiest bastard KBer.

[White trash]

Right. We've had a thread (or two) about whos the fastest.

We've had 'em about whos the best looking (Thanks to all that voted me #1)

We know who does the best wheelies, had the biggest crashes, worst tickets.

What I wanna know is, who is the luckiest in their career. Not who enjoys their job the best but who gets the best benefits.

Yesterday, I got a phone call from a prick who I think, deserves the first nomination.

The phone call goes as follows.

"Hi it's James speaking, how may I help?"

"You'll never guess whos being flown to Australia to test the new Street Rod from Harley?" says an instantly recognisable Aussie accent.

"You BASTARD!" is my response.

That's right, I nominate Big Dave for the very first Kiwi Biker Lucky Bastard award.

Bless him.

[Maximus]

a decent thread has been started!! Now this should get interesting :eyepoke:

Go that Man

[Blakamin]

i'm friggin miles away.... last maybe...

[Biff]

Several times in my last job I was flown to Paris or Milan for lunch. Tough days at the office.

I've spent a week in Las Vegas 'networking' - basically getting drunk and viewing 'exotic' shows and other kinds of exotic places all on the company Amex.

Had an armed gang chase me and a colleague around Basra in Iraq for over an hour - we managed to escape. A couple of lucky bstards. Alas only I am a KB'er so I guess we don't qualify.

I snogged Melinda Messenger - you probably don't know who she is, but fellow Brits here might.

I've had a bit part in a porn film. Yes, my bit did get filmed.

I'm just about to be sent on a three week tour of Asia and Europe. Once again networking. Woohooo.

And my family and I are in good health.

I'm probably not the luckiest KB'er here, but I'm darned lucky the way I look at things

[ktulu]

I seem to be fairly lucky with my career, whenever i have hit a cross roads in my career something great has come up to give me experience which gets me somewhere better and its really snowballed, I hope it continues.

I don;t think there are many other 19 year olds around with a salary over 50 000 a year, mind you I don't get to ride shit, so that guy is a lucky bastard.

[Sniper]

Several times in my last job I was flown to Paris or Milan for lunch. Tough days at the office.

I've spent a week in Las Vegas 'networking' - basically getting drunk and viewing 'exotic' shows and other kinds of exotic places all on the company Amex.

Had an armed gang chase me and a colleague around Basra in Iraq for over an hour - we managed to escape. A couple of lucky bstards. Alas only I am a KB'er so I guess we don't qualify.

I snogged Melinda Messenger - you probably don't know who she is, but fellow Brits here might.

I've had a bit part in a porn film. Yes, my bit did get filmed.

I'm just about to be sent on a three week tour of Asia and Europe. Once again networking. Woohooo.

And my family and I are in good health.

I'm probably not the luckiest KB'er here, but I'm darned lucky the way I look at things

You also are the best liar, and if I've told you once Ive told you a billion times- DONT Exaggerate!! LOL

Well done Biff, thats good of ya mate

[Riff Raff]

Before ambulance I worked for Dive New Zealand magazine - I worked bloody hard but had a few good perks like dive trip to Fiji and dive charters in New Zealand in exchange for writing articles.

And on that note - any scuba divers on here? I haven't dived since last year so I'm itching to get back in the water - even if it's just up to Goat Island. PM me if anyone is interested.

[**R1**]

Right. We've had a thread (or two) about whos the fastest.

We've had 'em about whos the best looking (Thanks to all that voted me #1)

We know who does the best wheelies, had the biggest crashes, worst tickets.

What I wanna know is, who is the luckiest in their career. Not who enjoys their job the best but who gets the best benefits.

Yesterday, I got a phone call from a prick who I think, deserves the first nomination.

The phone call goes as follows.

"Hi it's James speaking, how may I help?"

"You'll never guess whos being flown to Australia to test the new Street Rod from Harley?" says an instantly recognisable Aussie accent.

"You BASTARD!" is my response.

That's right, I nominate Big Dave for the very first Kiwi Biker Lucky Bastard award.

Bless him.

Riding a HD ROD is Lucky?????:spudwhat: poor dude

I think im luck just to make it to work in one piece each day.

[Biff]

You also are the best liar, and if I've told you once Ive told you a billion times- DONT Exaggerate!! LOL

Well done Biff, thats good of ya mate

Not a single one of those is a lie actually.


Now, had I said I was extremally good looking, was very well endowed, or was married to J.Lo then that would be complete and utter BS.

[onearmedbandit]

Melinda Messenger - Oh yeah, had a excellent poster of her on my wall once. Biff, if all is true you are my hero.

[Sniper]

Not a single one of those is a lie actually.


Now, had I said I was extremally good looking, was very well endowed, or was married to J.Lo then that would be complete and utter BS.

I would believe you

[Lou Girardin]

Right. We've had a thread (or two) about whos the fastest.

We've had 'em about whos the best looking (Thanks to all that voted me #1)

We know who does the best wheelies, had the biggest crashes, worst tickets.

What I wanna know is, who is the luckiest in their career. Not who enjoys their job the best but who gets the best benefits.

Yesterday, I got a phone call from a prick who I think, deserves the first nomination.

The phone call goes as follows.

"Hi it's James speaking, how may I help?"

"You'll never guess whos being flown to Australia to test the new Street Rod from Harley?" says an instantly recognisable Aussie accent.

"You BASTARD!" is my response.

That's right, I nominate Big Dave for the very first Kiwi Biker Lucky Bastard award.

Bless him.

I'll second that. Lucky, lucky bastard.

[Lou Girardin]

Several times in my last job I was flown to Paris or Milan for lunch. Tough days at the office.

I've spent a week in Las Vegas 'networking' - basically getting drunk and viewing 'exotic' shows and other kinds of exotic places all on the company Amex.

Had an armed gang chase me and a colleague around Basra in Iraq for over an hour - we managed to escape. A couple of lucky bstards. Alas only I am a KB'er so I guess we don't qualify.

I snogged Melinda Messenger - you probably don't know who she is, but fellow Brits here might.

I've had a bit part in a porn film. Yes, my bit did get filmed.

I'm just about to be sent on a three week tour of Asia and Europe. Once again networking. Woohooo.

And my family and I are in good health.

I'm probably not the luckiest KB'er here, but I'm darned lucky the way I look at things

How did you get close enough to Melinda to touch lips?

[TonyB]

Several times in my last job I was flown to Paris or Milan for lunch. Tough days at the office.

I'm probably not the luckiest KB'er here, but I'm darned lucky the way I look at things

And by the number of times you post, you must actually get paid for being on KB!
I vote for Bif Baff

[Biff]

Melinda Messenger - Oh yeah, had a excellent poster of her on my wall once. Biff, if all is true you are my hero.

All true I promise. I knew Melinda and her brother before her boob job. She ended up marrying my mate Wayne. Now there is one lucky bastard!!