The new Stebel Magnum had its first real trial this morning...some silly old fuckerdecides he doesn't have to wait for oncoming motorised velocipedes and proceeds before the way is clear. I, despite my eternal patience with other road users, leap at the chance to deploy the new warning device...
. Aaaahehehe...old dude jumps about twenty feet in his seat (I exaggerate for effect you understand) and boots it to get out of the way of the oncoming "truck"...I could hear his bum "twang" from metres away...dem hawns definitely work better dan de factory ones...
I sniggered my way to the nearest gasoline dispensing centre with an evil grin beneath the helmet...
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