Important questions...

[madbikeboy]

I have some questions, that, while trivial, need some answers.

1. Where has FatMax gone. He hasn't posted in ages, and no one is helping out by posting about Chinese people shitting in their own helmets.

2. Why does the rubber on my tires dissolve so quickly. I hardly even ride Scoot.

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

4. There was a big guy, on a GN250, wobbling all over the Northern Motorway this morning. he almost hit a bus. No, I didn't say the bus almost hit him. Who is thick enough not to see a bus? (That's the question btw).

Answers please.

[MSTRS:Me]

Fat Max has gone to write a book
The rest have no sensible answer, if an answer is even possible.

[MsKABC]

1. Where has FatMax gone. He hasn't posted in ages, and no one is helping out by posting about Chinese people shitting in their own helmets.

Like MSTRS said. He reappears occasionally. I miss him too.

2. Why does the rubber on my tires dissolve so quickly. I hardly even ride Scoot.

That one's easy - it's pining away from neglect.

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Nope. Anyone see any irony here?

4. There was a big guy, on a GN250, wobbling all over the Northern Motorway this morning. he almost hit a bus. No, I didn't say the bus almost hit him. Who is thick enough not to see a bus? (That's the question btw).

He was probably brain-damaged from being previously run over by a bus.

[Supermac Jr]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.



by way of picture...

[PirateJafa]

1. Where has FatMax gone. He hasn't posted in ages, and no one is helping out by posting about Chinese people shitting in their own helmets.

The Chinese secret service heard about him, and his non-Party-line views have been "taken care of".

2. Why does the rubber on my tires dissolve so quickly. I hardly even ride Scoot.

It requires a bit of moderation with your wrist, ideally right before you post up on the internet that you're a hoon (then wank on about reckless riding)

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Doesn't matter, s'long as they're in the kitchen.

4. There was a big guy, on a GN250, wobbling all over the Northern Motorway this morning. he almost hit a bus. No, I didn't say the bus almost hit him. Who is thick enough not to see a bus? (That's the question btw).

Fat Max has downgraded?

[javawocky]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

No. But recenly me and the wife came to an agreement which has solved ALL our problems. "She is always right" Even when she is wrong or doesn't make sence - she is always right and I am always wrong - so simple

[Blackshear]

No. But recenly me and the wife came to an agreement which has solved ALL our problems. "She is always right" Even when she is wrong or doesn't make sence - she is always right and I am always wrong - so simple

Gosh, I'll bet a few other around here find you lucky. Imagine the stress after telling your missus she's wrong! At least now you're absolutely sure you're wrong

Damn wimmenz

[madbikeboy]

The Chinese secret service heard about him, and his non-Party-line views have been "taken care of".



It requires a bit of moderation with your wrist, ideally right before you post up on the internet that you're a hoon (then wank on about reckless riding)



Doesn't matter, s'long as they're in the kitchen.



Fat Max has downgraded?

You've obviously met or exceeded the course requirements Majoring in being in an Asshole. Are you now doing Honours, or is this just practice for when you become head of your team at McDonalds?

Were you the runt riding with his head up his ass down Symonds yesterday, scrawny, looking everywhere but in front of himself, riding a bike that looked like it had been hauled out of a skip? If it was, I laughed at you almost running up the ass of that parked car...

[madbikeboy]

Like MSTRS said. He reappears occasionally. I miss him too.


Nope. Anyone see any irony here?

Life is irony.

He was posting so regularly, and I was laughing so hard. We used to run, hand in hand, through the fields of Tulips. But it changed, and I'm not sure why.

[MsKABC]

Were you the runt riding with his head up his ass down Symonds yesterday, scrawny, looking everywhere but in front of himself, riding a bike that looked like it had been hauled out of a skip? If it was, I laughed at you almost running up the ass of that parked car...

"You have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours. Please try again later." Please note though, as an official representative of BDOTGNZA, I feel it is my duty to point out to you the correct spelling of 'arse'.

We used to run, hand in hand, through the fields of Tulips. But it changed, and I'm not sure why.

I have a mental image now, and it ain't pretty!

[madbikeboy]

"You have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours. Please try again later." Please note though, as an official representative of BDOTGNZA, I feel it is my duty to point out to you the correct spelling of 'arse'.



I have a mental image now, and it ain't pretty!

Ass. Arse. Tomay-to. Tomarr-to. Dar-ta. Day-ta.

What is BDOTGNZA? Isn't that the old western that has that ding ding da ding ding theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTWB_ByQD4w

[MsKABC]

What is BDOTGNZA? Isn't that the old western that has that ding ding da ding ding theme song?

If I told you that, I would have to kill you.

[R6_kid:Me]

1. Probably riding his bike or working. Not being on KB should not lead to the assumption that he has ceased to exist. See 'object permanence' most people grasp this concept as infants.

2. When the tacho needle is hard to the right, the speedo is climbing, and the scenery isn't moving it's called a burnout, this activity tends to consume tyres at an exponential rate - this can be confirmed by the appearance of smoke at the point the rubber seemingly 'dissolves'.

3. Too which extent do you wish it to be explained?

4. A big guy on a GN250... the bus should be thankful that it didn't get taken out.

[wbks]

4. A big guy on a GN250... the bus should be thankful that it didn't get taken out.

Reminds me of driving down the motorway last Saturday when a zx10 rider next to a cbr250 rider passed me at 110... The zx10 rider was for some reason tucked in in race position going up and down gears trying to get away from the 250 almost clipping every truck in each lane

[slofox]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

A woman's WHAT?