Curmudgeon
For those who have accused me of seldom posting ride reports (or riding for that matter), I have five or so pages in this months mag. There is also more on Bob Zuur in South America.
So go out and buy the thing, and help keep up my supply of demo bikes...
Forum whore
In Bob's article is Mooch (Neal), and on page 11 is a little article about the MTA ride to work day. That red VFR with the odd contraption on the back seat is actually a chaffeur ridden doggy transport with the option extra of a see through tongue rest/windscreen.
Right.
Sod off.
Go and buy one.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Highway Biker
Nice job, and mildly amusingOriginally Posted by Oscar
No mention of us sorting you mate Rick's bike out though eh
No wonder he wasn't keen on Turakina Valley with the front flapping round like it was. Reckon you've done enough to get another loaner though
Impromtu gravity attacks
It took me a while to figure out who this Stuart bloke was, I knew there was something familiar about him but it took 2 days to actually click to it.
Good write up, those are neat roads in the middle of the island.
Hardcore Biker
Yeah , don't forget to check out the fat dude (me) in the peguin suit in Bob's (frodo) report.
It's not a beer pot.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
Trip of a life time http://www.buenosaires-caracas.com.ar/tours.html
Trip details here
Hardcore Biker
Just not from BMWReckon you've done enough to get another loaner though
Actually I enjoyed reading it, up to the part where you made fun of the Germans. For all we know they were Austrians, anyway. The Eskimos, I mean Inuit are already upset. For how long will this upsetting of other cultures be left to contiue?. I'll have to have a word with Vege.
R1150GS
R80GS Basic
One hell of a ride.
They haven't got past the outstanding retro bike pages yet.
Curmudgeon
Ahh Alex - I was just talking about you.Just not from BMW
Actually I enjoyed reading it, up to the part where you made fun of the Germans. For all we know they were Austrians, anyway. The Eskimos, I mean Inuit are already upset. For how long will this upsetting of other cultures be left to contiue?. I'll have to have a word with Vege.
Pooey is on his way...you must take great care of him and not let him get into any trouble.
As for the Germans - I werk for them now.
I am therefore qualified to take the piss.
However please feel free to nominate other cultures for me to take the Michael out of in future (not the Aussies, they're too easy).
Curmudgeon
That bastid Rhys - he's rekindled my desire to get hold of another RD400.
I bought an RD400C in 1981, which grenaded in spectacular fashion 18 months later...I loved that bike, right up until the point it went grunch, grind, tinkle tinkle...
His Excellency
Kanny seriously wants an SE.
Told her to locate a rich sugar daddy. (flew out the door, and hasn't been home since).
Hardcore Biker
So how will that Aussie Chicken be traveling? On the back of a bike I hope? I sure hope he'll like Bratwurst and Saurkraut, there is not much else around here to eat.
If he makes it here on time he can come on the King Country adventure ride. Did he bring a little rain suit?
Oh, and how did you know that my middle name is Michael?
R1150GS
R80GS Basic
Talentless Tryhard!
Get well paid to put shit in that rag?( Kiwi: if it ain't wheelieing AND doing 220kph, it ain't a bike,Rider!)
I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................
Curmudgeon
Erm - no wheelies or 220kph shots in my story.Get well paid to put shit in that rag?( Kiwi: if it ain't wheelieing AND doing 220kph, it ain't a bike,Rider!)
If you think it's shit, send in your own story - we'll accept yours in crayon if you like.
One hell of a ride.
Not blue crayon though. Get confused with my stuff.
Curmudgeon
He's Ducatista - his favourite colour is pink...
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