What colour and what name?

**Usarka** · 26th April 2009, 18:33

Originally Posted by peasea

And you'd be welcome to it mate. A brown bike? C'mon, everyone would call it 'the shitter' for sure.

Park it against a fence and no one would steal it. Perfect camouflage!

**mynameis** · 26th April 2009, 19:18

Originally Posted by Usarka

Park it against a fence and no one would steal it. Perfect camouflage!

Or park it against some arse biscuit

**Whynot** · 30th April 2009, 00:28

Mines Black and Red and i call it "The Bleeding Nigger"

**Laava** · 30th April 2009, 08:51

K. So we need more detail, as in what bike?

**coffeejunkie** · 30th April 2009, 09:31

PURPLE!!!! Like i mean come on.....Is there any other colour? LOL

**Shaun S** · 30th April 2009, 09:34

Fuck, who names a bike and who gives a shit what colour it is.

**Hitcher** · 30th April 2009, 09:48

A motorcycle is a member of the family and consequently deserves a name. Descriptions like "The Honda" or "The Harley" are cold and harsh. Bikes notice that sort of thing and respond accordingly, often adversely, particularly if an adjective like "fucking" is inserted.

Bikes have feelings. Please respect them.

**vifferman** · 30th April 2009, 09:55

I'd paint it so it looked all scratched'n'scraped, so it wouldn't matter if 'stuff happened'.
I'm not big on names, but if I used one it'd be a big name, like "Uselessworthlessmotherfuckinscumsuckinsonofabitchp ileofcrap".

**Shaun S** · 30th April 2009, 09:56

So "the bike" and "the rider" would not work then?

Fine I will bite then, lulu should be black - there is no other colour right?

Fuck, I have joined a site that strange people frequent haven't I?

**RC1** · 30th April 2009, 10:04

Originally Posted by Shaun S

Fuck, I have joined a site that strange people frequent haven't I?

**shafty** · 30th April 2009, 10:28

A deep (AC Cobra) metallic blue with a fat white stripe down the centre of the bike (looking from above) appeals at the moment.

Name?????????? WILBUR

**Burtha** · 30th April 2009, 14:10

Originally Posted by Bren

Pink and purple polka dots....Mr Blobby...

OOH - A man after my own heart!

blobby blobby blobby ...

otherwise me likes silver and / or blue

OR

you could paint it light blue with white and call it smurfette ?

then when people ask you what you ride ...

**Sully60** · 30th April 2009, 17:12

Originally Posted by shafty

A deep (AC Cobra) metallic blue with a fat white stripe down the centre of the bike (looking from above) appeals at the moment.

Name?????????? WILBUR

Not quite the Cobra blue but Wilbur the Monster?