Your bike is too loud!

**Str8 Jacket** · 24th April 2009, 17:20

I park my bike in the basement below work. Tonight I went to get on my bike to go home and found a note had been taped on my bike that said the following:

Dear Sir,

I would like to advise you that your bike is too loud. I would like to suggest to you the following; either replace your new pipe with the standard pipe or replace the baffles in your pipe.

Please be aware that not all people are motorcycle enthusiasts and although I understand that you are not deliberately "disturbing the peace" this is noise pollution.

Should you not remedy this situation in a timely fashion I shall have no choice but to advise the authorities.

Yours Sincerley

*Knucklehead

*name changed to protect identity.

The bike that I commute on is an FXR150. It has the original pipe on it and all its baffles are intact. I do hope this person was taking the piss. I shall find out on Monday I guess!!

**=cJ=** · 24th April 2009, 17:21

Leave the note there with "Fuck off" written underneath...

**Patch** · 24th April 2009, 17:22

should have bought a Janome

**325rocket** · 24th April 2009, 17:25

haha
hope it all works out for you "sir"

**Gubb** · 24th April 2009, 17:25

Take a dump on his car.

It's cool that he thinks you must be a male.

**puddy** · 24th April 2009, 17:28

Take a Harley, Ducati/Aprilia, or noisy Jappa to work on Monday!

**marty** · 24th April 2009, 17:30

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

either replace your new pipe with the standard pipe or replace the baffles in your pipe.
!

they have some idea of terminolgy

**YellowDog** · 24th April 2009, 17:31

Originally Posted by puddy

Take a Harley, Ducati/Aprilia, or noisy Jappa to work on Monday!

Yes, I think you need to show this clown what a loud bike really sounds like!

**325rocket** · 24th April 2009, 17:33

Originally Posted by puddy

Take a Harley, Ducati/Aprilia, or noisy Jappa to work on Monday!

an old norton!

**MSTRS:Me** · 24th April 2009, 17:34

Must be related to that dickhead at the camp ground in Whangamata...
Screw the note up and ignore.
Can you get your hands on an old MXer, like a TM or CR. What fun you could have...

**Dean** · 24th April 2009, 17:34

Make sure you pull the clutch in when you turn up and really give a wrist full, as long as you're fxr meets the noise requirements. Do you think by any chance however, someone from KB wrote that for a laugh, if so name and shame!

**Sully60** · 24th April 2009, 17:34

I could help you out there...

**Str8 Jacket** · 24th April 2009, 17:37

Originally Posted by marty

they have some idea of terminolgy

That and the fact that they called me a sir!

Originally Posted by Dean

Do you think by any chance however, someone from KB wrote that for a laugh, if so name and shame!

Not sure but either way it was great for a lugh after an 11 hours day!!

**madmal64** · 24th April 2009, 17:38

Bring it On!!!!!!

I really enjoy dealing with these people. Dont suppose he left you any contact details?

**Duke girl** · 24th April 2009, 17:41

What a tossa calling you Sir for 1 thing and then having a go about the noise of your bike. Pity you dont know who it was and where they lived as then you could turn up out the front of its house revving the shit out of it at early hours of the morning then that would give him something to grizzle about.

Sounds like his a few sandwiches short of a picnic.