Your bike is too loud!

[Str8 Jacket]

What a tossa calling you Sir for 1 thing and then having a go about the noise of your bike. Pity you dont know who it was and where they lived as then you could turn up out the front of its house revving the shit out of it at early hours of the morning then that would give him something to grizzle about.

That's the funny thing though.... Even if I did do that it wouldnt wake him up. Ok, so it's a wee bit louder than a normal FXR but its still an air cooled 4 stroke!!

[madbikeboy]

Look, I'm willing to ride scoot down. A litre of Yoshimura goodness, topped off with a little less filling that is decently acceptable. I can bring some tire smoke too...

[Str8 Jacket]

Look, I'm willing to ride scoot down. A litre of Yoshimura goodness, topped off with a little less filling that is decently acceptable. I can bring some tire smoke too...

Ya see, I kind of park by the CEO...

[munterk6]

whack a real loud ghetto blaster on the back of the bike with some really f#@kin annoying hip hop or rap...or even worse...........some METAL!!
leave it playing at flat knacker as ya ride in to said basement and leave the bike running and stereo blaring for at least 5 mins.
Sorted. When the Tosspot comes out to give ya a mouthful, be sure to be wearing only ya sexiest lingerie, that would be worth puttin on Youtube I reckon!!!

[Karl@Alpha]

Hmmm...
Wonder if wifey would like to meet you one day after work?
She can set off car alarms at 100 paces just on start up, never mind in a carpark bulding!
Ducatis, gota love em!

[Str8 Jacket]

be sure to be wearing only ya sexiest lingerie,

Am I trying to kill them or something? I mean, I dont really feel *that* strongly about it...

[Shadows]

Just ignore the cock. Hopefully he'll come rushing out to give you a hard time when he gets to his wits' end one morning and then you'll have a good opportunity to headbutt him.

[Dave-]

they have some idea of terminolgy

sure, but they can't tell an aftermarket can for a coke can by the look of it.

[gatch]

Take a dump on his car.

Seconded, poo on his car, I don't know why it would help, but if he left you a present, you should return the favor..

[Str8 Jacket]

Seconded, poo on his car, I don't know why it would help, but if he left you a present, you should return the favor..

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[speights_bud]

2 ideas, either rolling burnout comps or impromptu bucket meeting

[Deano]

It has to be a piss take.

It's not like you do race starts in the basement is it ? (Then I might understand lol)

If not, I'm sure it will be them the piss is taken from soon....

[YellowDog]

Seconded, poo on his car, I don't know why it would help, but if he left you a present, you should return the favor..

The poo will have your DNA.

Get someone else to do it.

If fact, why not get a lift to work and invite some niosey visitors to come and REV a LOUD 'Hi' to you.

[steve_t]

I guess the sound must reverberate around the basement quite a bit. Sometimes when I start my ute in an underground carpark, cars nearby have their alarms set off but the rumble. I think it sound awesome : but I guess other people might not think so
At least they had the balls to sign it. U can now go talk to them face to face and explain to them that the bike is stock and that it's the basement that is tricking their ears
Otherwise, leave a note on their car. If it's a guy, write "Dear Madam" and write some stuff about while 'she' probably doesn't intentionally want to pollute the environment by driving a 1500kg lump of metal around unnecessarily with most of the petrol being used being to propel the car and not the person. It's Actual Pollution!

[Str8 Jacket]

It has to be a piss take.

It's not like you do race starts in the basement is it ? (Then I might understand lol)

If not, I'm sure it will be them the piss is taken from soon....

That's what I think but I would have to work with them as the security to the garage is pretty decent.... It's a joke best served on 1st April or something though, dont ya think!

I guess the sound must reverberate around the basement quite a bit.

Yeah it is pretty loud in the basement, still though its only for about 30 secs at the longest!

This is when I should be honest and admit that it is pretty loud for an FXR. Almost no engine noise but induction noise is huge. It has a 250 carb on and it has no air box....