Your bike is too loud!

[koba]

It'll be some loser who thinks his shit doesn't stink.

Yeah, Plenty of them about!

[steve_t]

Find his car and stick a banana in the exhaust pipe Hmmm... I think I'm showing my age. Anyone else remember Beverley Hills Cop?? I'm old

[McDuck]

I'm old

[roadracingoldfart]

Find his car and stick a banana in the exhaust pipe Hmmm... I think I'm showing my age. Anyone else remember Beverley Hills Cop?? I'm old

Ohh please , thats just so old and gay .
Use the whole bunch

[MarkH]

That's ridiculous...just as well I don't park anywhere near them...especially as I probably would shit on their car in response!

From your name you seem to be more likely the type to pee on his car, if you were called 'Number Two' however . . .

[The Pastor]

Are you the only bike that parks there?

[Str8 Jacket]

I would like to apologise for the noise pollution I created at the bucket track this weekend....

NOT!

[MarkH]

The bike that I commute on is an FXR150. It has the original pipe on it and all its baffles are intact. I do hope this person was taking the piss. I shall find out on Monday I guess!!

I look forward to an update!

A legal bike with the original plate shouldn't really be getting this kind of attention. It seems to me that during an 8 hour day you might make a noise that annoys this prick for 1 minute and otherwise leave him in tranquil silence for 7h59m - bitching about that 1 minute is rather pathetic IMO.

I once drove a car with a loud exhaust (but legal) and had a neighbour complain to the police. I got a visit at work from a police officer and I explained to him that it was legal and not going to be changed, so he went away. I got a second visit and had another chat from him, he asked if it was possible for me to change to a stock exhaust - I explained that a stock exhaust was actually quite expensive and my aftermarket exhaust was cheaper and longer lasting, since my car was legal I had no intention of spending money to change it. I did however make a point of giving it more gas up my road every time, not to be mean but if a complaint to the police made me drive it more quietly then the neighbour would be likely to complain again if I didn't drive gently enough - I don't like to reward a silly bitch being a cunt either. I don't know how she coped with a neighbour mowing their lawn - I only travelled passed her house for a few seconds twice a day, and never at early or late times (9am & 5:30pm). I never got another visit from the cop and nothing bad ever happened to me over this.

[Str8 Jacket]

The other odd thing is that my bike is parked by 7am every morning and generally I leave around 4pmish. During those times there is pretty much no one else around in the basement, lol!

[DarkLord]

Take a dump on his car.

It's cool that he thinks you must be a male.

Taking a dump on things solves every problem known to man.

[davebullet]

Leave this note on his car:

"Dear Madam,

I would like to advise you that your face is too ugly. I would like to suggest to you the following; either replace your hat with a standard paper bag or replace your toupe with a long fringe.

Please be aware that not all people are as ugly as you and although I understand that you are not deliberately "disturbing your face" you are bad taste pollution.

Should you not rectumfy this situation with some modern fashion I shall have no choice but to advise your partner of the affair you have been having.

Yours Sincerley

[driftn]

Lets all meet at your work for a mid week ride! Bet he wouldnt hear your bike then!

I like this idea very much.
I'll pull the pipe of quadzilla and do some wheelies through the car park as I cant ride it on the road for fear of carving every body up.

[vgcspares]

I've got a 675 with a full Arrow exhaust - making the requisite racket wouldn't be a problem, but hanging around long enough for the note writing dingleberry to show would be

[MarkH]

The other odd thing is that my bike is parked by 7am every morning and generally I leave around 4pmish. During those times there is pretty much no one else around in the basement, lol!

You really need to convince the CEO that he would be a complete slut magnet if he rode a Harley. Let's see the anal retentive uptight twit write a letter and leave it on the CEO's bike! And if he can't complain about the noise of the CEO's Harley then he can hardly kick up a stink about your wee bike.

[thehollowmen]

If I had some cash I'd buy you one of these. For your bike or his / her car.
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=15
Apparently you can hear the whistle a mile off.