I'd rather shave my head and become a monk than be that kind of wife...
Rest In Peace
I'd rather shave my head and become a monk than be that kind of wife...
Originally Posted by Wolf
Hardcore Biker
ROFL! nicely said...
but honesty women like that should be kept at the end of a freaking barge pole!
Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!
Biker Philosophy 2 - A Manpon will do more penetration then a thumbs up. - Compliments of Dean
Forum whore
Yeah, he needs to get it right from the start.
The instructions are simple...
I'd rather you did, too....
Yeah. He's got the leash about the right length. But what's she doing without an iron?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Aio ki te Aorangi
Looks like she's picking up her teeth for forgetting it!!!
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
One, two free, floor!
Where is she holding the bouquet?
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Moped rider
Shit! Married for 2 weeks and still talking
Rolling stones gather no moss.
Rest In Peace
Relax...been with hubby for 7 years, married for almost three and our daughter has just turned 3 months old.Shit! Married for 2 weeks and still talking
And yeah, still talking, laughing, shagging, etc
It can happen if both parties are prepared to make it work.
Kiwibiker
Sigh, a repost huh, sux. I typed how marriage works into search 1st and nadda
Had this been me, I would likely have found a range of toilet brushes in the fridge for me to select from, a frozen set of clothes pegs in the freezer and a can of oven cleaner in the stove.
Free Bird
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering
It's only Rock and Roll but I like it
Hardcore Biker
Sam was about to get married
A week before the wedding . sam had nasty acciedent and broke his dick .
so off he goes to the doctor.. the doc strapped his dick up with 4 tt sticks and some cable ties.
the night of the honeymoon comes .
his bride dropped her clothes.. and said. no man has ever seen this before,
sam dropped his pants
and said look at this
its still in the crate
And that is the honest truth your honour..
Missing my buddy Morepower
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price - the more sheer the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the best, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy) I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
Dickens Cider
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty & so is your head.
After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between the eyes.
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
No body move... I dropped my brain
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