What the f**** is wrong with some people?

**Molly** · 26th April 2009, 14:03

Parked my Guzzi at a local cafe today. Shortly afterwards some stupid, haggard-looking old tart on a cycle decided to try to prop up her cycle in front it. Once she realised it wouldn't fit she leaned it into my front fender whilst chatting with a mate. The spokes were rubbing against the paint whilst she made her f'kin' mind up what to do. When I told her what she was doing she said I should get a sense of humour! Could've rammed the f'kin' bike up her f'kin' arse. You think kids have no respect for other people's property. Hate to think what kind of shite she may have spawned.

OK, rant over.

Still, not as bad as the woman who put her drink down on a mate's tank in order to answer her mobile... Think I'd have exploded.

**Patch** · 26th April 2009, 14:04

I'd have bent her spokes - give her something to think about while walking home

**Hitcher** · 26th April 2009, 14:25

Burn them all!

**Mully** · 26th April 2009, 14:35

I think under the terms of the Geneva Convention, you are legally allowed to kill and eat anyone who fucks with your bike.

**tigertim20** · 26th April 2009, 14:37

I dont blame ya for being pissed off, some people just dont stop to think, Ive even cought people sitting on my bike, wringing the throttle round and yanking the levers etc to be cool with his mates when I came out of a shop. I told him to get the f$#% off my bike, and the prick said oh dont swear at me c%#$ wtf??? so I swung my helet and caught him in the face, knocking him off it backwards. little bastard.
Yeah ya shoulda bent her spokes and said oh hehe, wheres your sense of humour?

**davebullet** · 26th April 2009, 14:40

FFS!! What condition was her bike? Either people have no respect for property (full stop) or don't give a shit about others' property.

I would have grabbed her bike and moved it. She can charge you with theft as you charge her with assault when she tries to stop you.

I've used my old car as a ram in the past in situations like this. Honestly, its the only way certain people will remember, even if they'll never understand.

**wbks** · 26th April 2009, 14:49

Damn... I've had people walk up and put their hand on my seat or something, which I don't mind if they're talking to me... But resting their coffee on it right under your nose? Is that when domestic abuse is understandable? (:{)

**mctshirt** · 26th April 2009, 15:06

Don't just stand there catching flies with your mouth open incredulous at the ignorance - kick her in the C word - get all Tony Veitch on her ass - see how she likes them apples!

**YellowDog** · 26th April 2009, 15:10

Originally Posted by Molly

Parked my Guzzi at a local cafe today. Shortly afterwards some stupid, haggard-looking old tart on a cycle decided to try to prop up her cycle in front it. Once she realised it wouldn't fit she leaned it into my front fender whilst chatting with a mate. The spokes were rubbing against the paint whilst she made her f'kin' mind up what to do. When I told her what she was doing she said I should get a sense of humour! Could've rammed the f'kin' bike up her f'kin' arse. You think kids have no respect for other people's property. Hate to think what kind of shite she may have spawned.

OK, rant over.

Still, not as bad as the woman who put her drink down on a mate's tank in order to answer her mobile... Think I'd have exploded.

I would be really quite angry with this lady.

If she finds damaging your personal property funny, she would probably piss herself with laughter when you use the crack of her arse to securely park her bike.

Your suggestion was a good one and would have ended in a 'win win smiles all round' situation.

**Patch** · 26th April 2009, 15:50

Originally Posted by mctshirt

Don't just stand there catching flies with your mouth open incredulous at the ignorance - kick her in the C word - get all Tony Veitch on her ass - see how she likes them apples!

like this . . .

**James Deuce** · 26th April 2009, 15:58

Cyclists have no respect for anyone. Road rules, property laws, and general respect aren't applicable to anyone riding a treadly.

**short-circuit** · 26th April 2009, 16:05

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Cyclists have no respect for anyone. Road rules, property laws, and general respect aren't applicable to anyone riding a treadly.

.......in New Zealand anyway

**Patch** · 26th April 2009, 16:06

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Cyclists have no respect for anyone. Road rules, property laws, and general respect aren't applicable to anyone riding a treadly.

exactly the same could be said for motorcyclists/bikers

**Solly** · 26th April 2009, 16:06

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Burn them all!

Wot he said

**short-circuit** · 26th April 2009, 16:09

Originally Posted by Molly

Parked my Guzzi at a local cafe today. Shortly afterwards some stupid, haggard-looking old tart on a cycle decided to try to prop up her cycle in front it. Once she realised it wouldn't fit she leaned it into my front fender whilst chatting with a mate. The spokes were rubbing against the paint whilst she made her f'kin' mind up what to do. When I told her what she was doing she said I should get a sense of humour! Could've rammed the f'kin' bike up her f'kin' arse. You think kids have no respect for other people's property. Hate to think what kind of shite she may have spawned.

OK, rant over.

Still, not as bad as the woman who put her drink down on a mate's tank in order to answer her mobile... Think I'd have exploded.

I'd've fuckin cracked her